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[jimmyk83]

Mummy!

[fur_q]

devonhammer, on 19 May 2011 - 03:18 PM, said:

Have you found a video of someone burning their cock by sticking it up a microwaved dog? That's some specialist material.

Rule 34

[scorp]

tommmy, on 11 May 2010 - 09:43 PM, said:

Some of you will be aware of Rooney, my beloved dog. Despite health problems, he was diabetic, he was a happy, loyal, lovable scamp. You may have noticed I am talking in the passed tense, yes, tonight Rooney sadly passed away. The reason I am posting on here is to ask if anyone knows if it will be possible to have him burried at Glastonbury, at the stone circle would be nice but anywhere would do. Rooney is in the shed tonight and my plan is to place him in a temporary grave in the morning, before moving him next month.
I am really cut up about this, so please no jokes about him already having a ticket.

Simple. Ask Michael Eavis.

[jeffie]

Langdale Wolf, on 12 May 2010 - 08:14 AM, said:

Death isn't the handicap it used to be - they can do wonders nowadays.  I hope he's better for the World Cup.

Spooky this,

Just been watching a little known film from 2006 called Fido - the "perfect" dogs name.....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/

Langdale is right - death isn't the end!!

[malfy]

your dog days are over

[devonhammer]

fur_q, on 19 May 2011 - 05:07 PM, said:

Rule 34

I've never heard that, but that has to be one of life's few certainties along with death, taxes and moaning about Glastonbury headliners.

[tommmy]

dirty_dog, on 19 May 2011 - 02:13 PM, said:

give him a couple of minutes in the microwave and he'll be nice and warm for you once again to throw your cock up him one last time.

Please don't say such things about my poor old dog. It's just past the anniversary of his death but it still hurts.

[Spindles]

This is actually, for once....quite funny.