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[LittlemissC]

Found myself at one of those extra money camping sites last year with hot showers...I have roughed it for years but i'm ashamed to admit but they were heavenly

[FunkyMonkey]

Hmmm all these blokes saying ruff it and go native.  Bet they wouldn't wanna pull a bird that whilst waving her hands in the air to Dubfire..... revealled a great clod of hair on her armpits!

[4AssedMonkey]

FunkyMonkey, on May 13 2010, 09:57 AM, said:

Hmmm all these blokes saying ruff it and go native.  Bet they wouldn't wanna pull a bird that whilst waving her hands in the air to Dubfire..... revealled a great clod of hair on her armpits!

This would not put me off at all.  The fact that I'm married with kids would, but a bit of armpit fluff wouldn't.

[gooner1990]

Shave the night before I go, then again the day after I get back.

Simples.

[___S_o_m_a__]

Shave everything except a Hitler tash. Just to see what it looks like.

[4AssedMonkey]

___S_o_m_a__, on May 13 2010, 11:31 AM, said:

Shave everything except a Hitler tash. Just to see what it looks like.

I'm trying this.  After a no-shave period I always cock about with the facial hair.  So far I've had a Zappatta Bandito moustache, Wolverine style lamb-chop sideboards and a Goatee (not all at once).  Never tried the Hitler though.

[Runner]

4AssedMonkey, on May 13 2010, 11:33 AM, said:

I'm trying this.  After a no-shave period I always cock about with the facial hair.  So far I've had a Zappatta Bandito moustache, Wolverine style lamb-chop sideboards and a Goatee (not all at once).  Never tried the Hitler though.

Too funny  

I worked with a guy once who had a beard, but without the tache bit ... very odd  


I love hairy / beardy men too. Lovely stuff  


Peace x

[4AssedMonkey]

Runner, on May 13 2010, 11:37 AM, said:

Too funny  

I worked with a guy once who had a beard, but without the tache bit ... very odd  


I love hairy / beardy men too. Lovely stuff  


Peace x

Bit like a certain Mr Eavis then......

[al_coholic]

I am growing a beard at the moment, dont know how long for, just seeing what happens, itches like f**k though I have to say

[Runner]

4AssedMonkey, on May 13 2010, 11:38 AM, said:

Bit like a certain Mr Eavis then......

Ha! Indeed! Didn't even cross my mind! This guy was weird though, and used to walk around with his chin practically rubbing his moobs, and the closest thing to a hello you'd get from him would be a an odd pitched 'huh' ...

[4AssedMonkey]

al_coholic, on May 13 2010, 11:39 AM, said:

I am growing a beard at the moment, dont know how long for, just seeing what happens, itches like f**k though I have to say

The itchy phase passes in my experience.  I grew a beard for a bit last year (skin problem prevented shaving for about 2 months) and after about 2-3 weeks it stopped itching.

I heartily recommend going for the Bandito 'tache when you decide to get rid of it.  Endless source of amusement for people.

[al_coholic]

Something a bit like this I think, and it will save me money as I wont have to buy a tache to get into the NYC Downlow club

[Langdale Wolf]

al_coholic, on May 13 2010, 11:39 AM, said:

I am growing a beard at the moment, dont know how long for, just seeing what happens, itches like f**k though I have to say

It's not so bad if you rub your own urine into it.

[Runner]

al_coholic, on May 13 2010, 11:52 AM, said:

Something a bit like this I think, and it will save me money as I wont have to buy a tache to get into the NYC Downlow club

Just don't forget the sombrero worn at a jaunty angle  

[___S_o_m_a__]

al_coholic, on May 13 2010, 11:39 AM, said:

I am growing a beard at the moment, dont know how long for, just seeing what happens, itches like f**k though I have to say

Only itches for 2 - 3 days max. Then it's plain sailing. You can cut about with various foodstuffs and detritus in your face to eat "for laters"