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[tommmy]

He's touring the Uk this year.
Some acts will be playing lower down than they would normally.
Reports that Jesus once visited Glastonbury.

Matthew 5:1-12 1 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into the mountain: (HILL OF DEATH) his disciples came unto him: 2 and he opened his mouth and taught them, saying,
3 Blessed are the SHORT OF SPIRITS: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
4 Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.(CLASH NIGHTMARE).
5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
6 Blessed are they that hunger and thirst: for they shall be filled.(BROTHERS AND WELSH OGGIE).
7 Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.(SISTERS OF MERCY? LONG SHOT)
8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall (BE IN BED BY MIDNIGHT)
9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called sons of God.(WE ARE A PEACEFUL LOT).
10 Blessed are they that have been persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.(MIKE99)
11 Blessed are ye when men shall reproach you, and persecute you, and say all manner of evil against you (REPEAT POSTS), for my sake. 12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad:(THAT YOU GOT A TICKET) for great is your reward(AT THE CIDER BUS): for so persecuted they the prophets that were before you.

Could this be the massive pop(e) act we were promised.
Surley all the signs are there? The Pope is coming to Glasto.

Edited by tommmy, 20 April 2010 - 11:12 AM.

[18Alex18]

Officially the weirdest post ever?

[The Nal]

He'll probably be dead before June.

And anyway, as previously reported: "He" is dead.

Edited by The Nal, 20 April 2010 - 09:57 AM.

[OneLittleFish]

There'd be nothing special about Jesus at Glasto.

He's EVERYWHERE this festival season.

[18Alex18]

OneLittleFish, on Apr 20 2010, 11:10 AM, said:

There'd be nothing special about Jesus at Glasto.

He's EVERYWHERE this festival season.

I thought Reading/Leeds had him as an exclusive?

[sifi]

Bet he won't be playing the kiddies field.

[Buglet]

sifimaster, on Apr 20 2010, 01:01 PM, said:

Bet he won't be playing the kiddies field.

Just so that I can be absolutely certain, are you suggesting that Jesus is a paedophile??
I always thought it was just the people that worked for him, but it would explain that "suffer the little children to come under me" thing though...

[farewellandgoodnight]

Get Hitchins and Dawkins to arrest the old nonce at the Stone Circle!

[Toilet Duck]

18Alex18, on Apr 20 2010, 10:53 AM, said:

Officially the weirdest post ever?

actually, for tommmy, it's one of his more sensible ones  

[brandycoke]

Do you think he'll bring his pope up tent ?

[OneLittleFish]

brandycoke, on Apr 21 2010, 12:13 AM, said:

Do you think he'll bring his pope up tent ?

Waaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!! *applauds*

Bought it off eBay with his Papal account  

[AbsolutelyNo]

8 year olds, dude.

[ethocmub]

tommmy, on Apr 20 2010, 03:44 AM, said:

He's touring the Uk this year.
Some acts will be playing lower down than they would normally.
Reports that Jesus once visited Glastonbury.

Matthew 5:1-12 1 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into the mountain: (HILL OF DEATH) his disciples came unto him: 2 and he opened his mouth and taught them, saying,
3 Blessed are the SHORT OF SPIRITS: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
4 Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.(CLASH NIGHTMARE).
5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
6 Blessed are they that hunger and thirst: for they shall be filled.(BROTHERS AND WELSH OGGIE).
7 Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.(SISTERS OF MERCY? LONG SHOT)
8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall (BE IN BED BY MIDNIGHT)
9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called sons of God.(WE ARE A PEACEFUL LOT).
10 Blessed are they that have been persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.(MIKE99)
11 Blessed are ye when men shall reproach you, and persecute you, and say all manner of evil against you (REPEAT POSTS), for my sake. 12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad:(THAT YOU GOT A TICKET) for great is your reward(AT THE CIDER BUS): for so persecuted they the prophets that were before you.

Could this be the massive pop(e) act we were promised.
Surley all the signs are there? The Pope is coming to Glasto.

Someone is HIIIIIIGGGHHHH

[brandycoke]

OneLittleFish, on Apr 21 2010, 03:31 AM, said:

Waaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!! *applauds*

Bought it off eBay with his Papal account  

     ...quality

[Langdale Wolf]

OneLittleFish, on Apr 21 2010, 03:31 AM, said:

Waaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!! *applauds*

Bought it off eBay with his Papal account  

Pun-tastic.  I mitre known someone would come up with that.

Anyway, I'm sure he'll have a good Rome around the site, if he's there.

[disasterplan]

I have it on good authority that Jesus will be there this year. He'll be headlining the Pyramid Stage on the Friday, singing songs like With or Without You and Where the Streets Have No Name.