48 replies to this topic

[mooseman]

How is this done? I need to be cool so please help me.

I have a checkered shirt and raybans now what...

[lharris92]

you go to v festival maybe

[Lithium05]

Burn things. Basically anything you can find. Extra points if it belongs to someone else, and is of great sentimental value to them.

[mooseman]

I found out another tip for being cool, drawing on yourself/others with marker pens. Cannot wait to have a penis drawn on my face.

[ShockTK]

mooseman, on Apr 7 2010, 04:10 PM, said:

How is this done? I need to be cool so please help me.

I have a checkered shirt and raybans now what...

Tuck your shirt into your jeans and don't wear a belt. Lower your shoulders, keep your eyes wide open and... go!

You are now "special"

Oh and yeah, like the other guy said, don't forget to burn things.

[jump]

Smack ShockTK in the face, and I'll think you the coolest ever.

[ShockTK]

jump, on Apr 7 2010, 04:19 PM, said:

Smack ShockTK in the face, and I'll think you the coolest ever.

Oh no, antagonism! Angrily speaking in usernames! Surely not on the internet!

[mooseman]

so violence is cool, gotcha

[lharris92]

mooseman, on Apr 7 2010, 04:38 PM, said:

so violence is cool, gotcha

only in moderation and to people who you dont know & things that dont belong to you - bear in mind it could go pear-shaped and the results will tell if so

[ShockTK]

lharris92, on Apr 7 2010, 04:39 PM, said:

only in moderation and to people who you dont know & things that dont belong to you - bear in mind it could go pear-shaped and the results will tell if so

Yeah, and knifing people's tents is also apparently a good way to pass the time.

[mooseman]

Do girls like this sort of thing, cos the only reason I am going to Reading is to be knee deep in clunge. But I hear that sex at reading is just a myth.

[ShockTK]

mooseman, on Apr 7 2010, 05:01 PM, said:

Do girls like this sort of thing, cos the only reason I am going to Reading is to be knee deep in clunge. But I hear that sex at reading is just a myth.

Oh yeah you bet!

Girls love transvestism too, and acne. Especially acne. Colourful laces are also a turn-on.

[sorted]

take neon clothes
take glowsticks, stick them in your hair, face, wellies EVERYWHERE

[ShockTK]

sorted, on Apr 7 2010, 05:06 PM, said:

take neon clothes
take glowsticks, stick them in your hair, face, wellies EVERYWHERE

Now that's just pushing it.

[Keva]

Cool people dont wear clothes. Only those underwear they sell on the merch stalls. Oh and a bikini top even it its pissing down.

[mooseman]

New stuff to add
- Acne (sorted)
- Neon shit
- Milking goats
- Losing a shoe after a heavy night
- Collecting cups

I'm almost cool I think

[VCK]

Shout "buttscratcher" a lot, drink about two cans so you can get f**ked and "go f**king mental, mate!" and don't bother going just to see the bands apart from one or two flavour of the month acts.

[Rock_and/or_Roll]

Walk through my campsite "drunk" and talk to me like we've been best mates since the womb, not forgetting to try and high five me and ask for some of my alcohol.











When leaving make sure to trip over my tent.

[Lithium05]

VCK, on Apr 7 2010, 05:22 PM, said:

Shout "buttscratcher" a lot,

I think you'll find the coolest kids shout "Backscratcher" because they're too cool to even understand the reference.

[astrobaby]

ShockTK, on Apr 7 2010, 04:47 PM, said:

Yeah, and knifing people's tents is also apparently a good way to pass the time.

a group of "cool kids" camped next to us were discussing whose tent they had slashed...pffft! vote em out!