...and what's with all this push to fill the place with girl bands? Every bloke knows there's been no decent music from any chick since The Reynolds Girls aced it with "I'd Rather Jack" in 1989.
F*cks sake.
There’s far too many stages. All that walking you have to do! There should be just one (maybe two) so we can sit down and relax. And it’d be much better if they flattened the hills and landfilled the valley. Ban the Hill of Death and the horrendous walk up to Worthy View. It’s not an army camp after all.
And let’s face it, all this modern music isn’t nearly as good as it was back in my day! We want a 1972 theme.
I hear Right Said Fred are quite opinionated these days so get them on the Rightfield tent. Blasting out Deeply Dippy would be a special festival moment.
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