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[Buglet]

eFestivals, on Feb 3 2010, 02:52 PM, said:

She gets my vote.

If we all chip in, maybe we can afford a hitman to make it happen.

  Hitman???
If you could get someone near enough they could probably take her out by bursting a paper bag behind her, the trick is figuring out how to get behind her.  

Don't know if i'd want her to joss it during Glasto, i'd rather be out in the real world because I bet they'll be f**king in the streets as soon as the news gets out.





[And no, I don't care that she's got relatives, she's also got my frigging milk]

[Buddhafish]

Buglet, on Feb 3 2010, 11:55 PM, said:

  Hitman???
If you could get someone near enough they could probably take her out by bursting a paper bag behind her, the trick is figuring out how to get behind her.  

Don't know if i'd want her to joss it during Glasto, i'd rather be out in the real world because I bet they'll be f**king in the streets as soon as the news gets out.

[And no, I don't care that she's got relatives, she's also got my frigging milk]

It would crown the 40th anniversary celebration for me if that old hag shuffled off the same weekend.

[superdry]

Britney Spears, in the Dining Room with the Revolver.

[Phil-itfc]

Thatcher would be great, however some of the shine might be taken off of it if (and it looks likely ) were are under a torrie goverment.

[Okky]

Bono so U2 can be replaced last minute by Daft Punk

[guypjfreak]

Jeremy kyle please  

[sammysundae]

eFestivals, on Feb 3 2010, 03:52 PM, said:

She gets my vote.

If we all chip in, maybe we can afford a hitman to make it happen.

i've already got something like this going if you or anyone would like to contribute
  

...but seriously

[toooldtoknowbetter]

Phil-itfc, on Feb 4 2010, 01:29 AM, said:

Thatcher would be great, however some of the shine might be taken off of it if (and it looks likely ) were are under a torrie goverment.

We have been. Ever since 1979. Didn't you notice?

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

Tugger2k, on Feb 3 2010, 06:44 PM, said:

same with jedward mate, already here.

but why kill the puppets when with one wish i could take out the puppetmasters.

cowell, walsh, waterman and anyone and everyone that has ever worked with or for xenomania

Indeed!

superdry, on Feb 4 2010, 12:09 AM, said:

Britney Spears, in the Dining Room with the Revolver.

[chris northwest]

jamie oliver for me please folks! yeah, go-on jamie! try something new today.

[Insomaniac]

Buglet, on Feb 3 2010, 11:55 PM, said:

  Hitman???
If you could get someone near enough they could probably take her out by bursting a paper bag behind her, the trick is figuring out how to get behind her.  

Don't know if i'd want her to joss it during Glasto, i'd rather be out in the real world because I bet they'll be f**king in the streets as soon as the news gets out.

[And no, I don't care that she's got relatives, she's also got my frigging milk]

Yeah like Mark Thatcher, and what a massive CLINT he is. I don't mind chipping in a bit extra if we can get a 2 for 1 deal

Edited by Insomaniac, 04 February 2010 - 04:45 PM.

[2/Z]

Garth Crooks the football pundit, possibly the only person in the world that i hate....

f**king cock...

[jamseyboy]

chris northwest, on Feb 4 2010, 04:36 PM, said:

jamie oliver for me please folks! yeah, go-on jamie! try something new today.

Yeah!........and have his body stuffed with Turkey Twizzlers!

[Josie's Cat]

I didn't know Cliff Richard lived with an ex-priest - that's priceless!

Alan Johnson, smacked up on hypocrisy. Lindsay Lohan is  a good shout, I said a while back I thought she might go, and then Brittany Murphy died instead, very sad.

Tom Cruise - killed by a Komodo dragon.

[parsonjack]

Shane McGowan.....he's been dodging a bullet for years....the only reason we go see him at Brixton every Christmas is cos my wife always says it might be the last time....

probably the kind of rumour he'd start himself tbh...

[Bort]

R.I.P. Lady Gaga 1986-2010. Goodnight, sweet prince.

[Laura_Babs]

sonny, on Feb 3 2010, 01:04 PM, said:

Wasnt it Richard Whitely the year before?

Slebs must be quaking in their boots come June

I think Zsa Zsa Gabors time is nearly up

Richard Whitely died in 2005 - my first Glastonbury. Was with a whole load of people who had been the year before and they didn't believe it as that rumour had gone round in 2004!  

mike46, on Feb 3 2010, 11:35 PM, said:

best overheard convo last year was from a women who was more upset that barry chuckle had died than MJ...a totally untrue rumour however made me laugh so my vote is for:

Barry Chuckle

I read your post about Barry Chuckle and gasped with surprise that I hadn't heard he had died. But that's because he hadn't!  

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

Bort, on Feb 5 2010, 07:39 PM, said:

R.I.P. Lady Gaga 1986-2010. Goodnight, sweet prince.

Now.. where have I seen that alot..  
Yes its in bold    

Edited by Red_Eye_Jedi, 07 February 2010 - 03:23 PM.