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Funny/topical/rude pub quiz team names

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Going to a pub quiz tomorrow and want a good team name. Any ideas guys?? Nothing is to rude or inappropriate as it is a quiz in the student union :P

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During the Hurricane Katrina aftermath, one team down our pub called themselves Rape Hour At The Superdome.

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We used to use Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead, the quiz master will love you for it. :P

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our work puts on a quiz every few months, it tends to get pretty messy as its held in a working mens club so a pint is about £1.20. Here's some of the team names from the last one...

four chaps on a fact hunt

i'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

norfolk in hopers

the cunning linguists

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwillantysillogogogoch train spotting society

there's nothing as uncomfortable as a hard stool

halal - is it meat you're looking for?

the nelson piquet junior school of motoring

crouching barmaid hidden sausage

the shy teds

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When I lived in Aberystwyth we would enter as 'Dovey Junction Resedents Association' Dovey Junction was the name of a station two stops before aber which was in the middle of a nature reserve. The nearest road was 1/2 a mile down a footpath from it.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&so...sa=N&tab=wl

Thats a map of it. That thing that looks like a road that gets kinda close - thats the footpath, the road is the A487.

Though I guess that dosent really help unless your doing a quiz in Aber, Borth or somewhere on the line upto Pwllheli...

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My favourite team name ever was just after Dermot Morgan fro Father Ted died. The team name was "A Brim Full Of Ted's Ashes When He's 45".

Other than that

The Square Cut Punts

or

Smell My Cheese You Mother

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halal - is it meat you're looking for?
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'Forced into it' was one I have used before :P

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A few Alan Partridge related names:

Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon

Mafia Backed 2nd Favourite

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"Fact Hunt" usually makes a quiz-master sweat a bit.

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When there was for of us in a team we used to go with "The Four Skins".

Another few were "hold on two seconds, I'm bursting for a shit" so it sounds like the quizmaster is needing a shit and stopping reading out the results to go take one.

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A well known edinburgh uni quiz team is called 'Your mum's a golf course', which I feel is rather succinct.

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'Text Messaging/The IPhone Is the Death of the Pub Quiz' :P

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"I wish this microphone was a big fat cock" is always a good one :P

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Better than Muse.

We are shit.

The Worryers

Garry Glitter for XMAS Number One

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helen keller's telly
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"I wish this microphone was a big fat cock" is always a good one :P
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Stephen Hawking's dance revolution

at todays quiz there was a team called "James Mays hairy arse crack"

haha

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Damn, I thought "big fact hunt" was witty and original, how wrong was I?

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"Rap becomes rape with me, I'm magic magic e..."

but yeah, stuff that embarrass the quiz man are always good. We started doing that with "I was in Soul Suite on my own last night", which was actually true :P

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I'm a quizmaster for a living and I've seen most of these. I have an ongoing article on my site which gets quiz team names added to it as I get slightly more remarkable ones.

http://dpquiz.co.uk/special-features/379-n...team-names.html

Here's the first ten from the list...

# Halal - Is It Meat You're Looking For?

# Aint Nobody Deeder than the Drummer from Feeder

# All Students Are c**ts

# Barrymore’s Pool Cleaners

# Cosmic Pant Glow

# Dazed & Confused

# Fat People Use More Soap

# Harold Bishop's Red Speedos

# Heather Mills’ Leg Waxers

# I Was a Teenage Splash Conception

Nasty, some of them.

By the way - do your dignity a favour and don't call yourself NORFOLK AND CHANCE or QUIZ TEAM AGUILERA - these are about as original and as welcome as the herpes. :P

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