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[rabid]

Langdale Wolf, on Dec 22 2009, 10:28 AM, said:

Why is he? Seriously - what has he ever said that's remotely funny? If you can explain why, I'd be grateful.

He sounds like a bloke on LSD who just spouts random bollocks. I've watched a few of his DVDs with mates who have been creasing up with laughter, but I have absolutely no idea what they're laughing at or why. I really don't get it at all.

"There's a face, next muffin" What's not to laugh at?

[greenfairy43]

Peolpe who use their walking stick to point at things, nearly taking your head off in the process.

[Radar]

rabid, on Dec 22 2009, 10:38 AM, said:

"There's a face, next muffin" What's not to laugh at?

[Tugger2k]

people walking around with their umbrellas up even though it clearly stopped raining 5 minutes ago!!!

actually, just people with umbrellas - their stupid things - if its raining that hard get a cab, if its not raining that hard, wear a hat, or accept the fact that your not made of sugar and it wont hurt you - but for f**ks sake look where your going with the bloody thing because at 6ft 3in my eye level tends to at the 'average' (ie midget) persons perfect umbrella height and mad as it sounds, im quite attached to my eyes and would like to keep them free of impalement

[Langdale Wolf]

rabid, on Dec 22 2009, 10:38 AM, said:

"There's a face, next muffin" What's not to laugh at?

...............  

Nope....?

[Langdale Wolf]

Tugger2k, on Dec 22 2009, 10:45 AM, said:

people walking around with their umbrellas up even though it clearly stopped raining 5 minutes ago!!!

actually, just people with umbrellas - their stupid things - if its raining that hard get a cab, if its not raining that hard, wear a hat, or accept the fact that your not made of sugar and it wont hurt you - but for f**ks sake look where your going with the bloody thing because at 6ft 3in my eye level tends to at the 'average' (ie midget) persons perfect umbrella height and mad as it sounds, im quite attached to my eyes and would like to keep them free of impalement

Aye - good one.  Another annoying phenomenon is the 'shop door bottleneck' when people can't possibly venture a few inches to the left or right to put up their brollies, and MUST do it in the exact space between shop and street outside.  You know - that place that people need to pass through in large numbers?

[rabid]

Radar, on Dec 22 2009, 10:43 AM, said:

Langdale Wolf, on Dec 22 2009, 10:47 AM, said:

...............

Nope....?

Then there's no hope for you.

[llcoolphil]

The backwards and capitalised and not a proper word R in Toys R Us.


Cant wait for Rachelbon's post in this thread, it'll be epic  

[llcoolphil]

rabid, on Dec 22 2009, 10:24 AM, said:

Ross Noble is very funny

Almost right but, in actual fact, 100% wrong.

[Tugger2k]

llcoolphil, on Dec 22 2009, 11:48 AM, said:

Cant wait for Rachelbon's post in this thread, it'll be epic  

actually, i'm waithing for sifi's and grumpyhacks

[the_frame]

oh, I could go on for hours, but heres a taster just on internet forums

brought / bought
rediculous
they're their there

and


people who think their kids are somehow more amazing than yours (or anyone elses for that matter)

people who join "tell facebook we will never pay for facebook" groups on facebook - w*nkers.

litterers

[llcoolphil]

the_frame, on Dec 22 2009, 12:12 PM, said:

oh, I could go on for hours, but heres a taster just on internet forums

brought / bought
rediculous
they're their there

and


people who think their kids are somehow more amazing than yours (or anyone elses for that matter)

people who join "tell facebook we will never pay for facebook" groups on facebook - w*nkers.

litterers

Missing apostrophes  

[Kyelo]

Langdale Wolf, on Dec 22 2009, 10:14 AM, said:

I'm in a very grumpy mood today.

It's in the news today that some Australian scientists have done a study and concluded that grumpy people think about things more clearly than their happy counterparts and are also less likely to be deluded about things!

[llcoolphil]

BenchBuddah, on Dec 22 2009, 12:18 PM, said:

It's in the news today that some Australian scientists have done a study and concluded that grumpy people think about things more clearly than their happy counterparts and are also less likely to be deluded about things!

I knew I understood things better than your average smiling Joe. Though knowing this makes me happy and, therefore, not grumpy anymore. Which means...

[Kyelo]

llcoolphil, on Dec 22 2009, 12:37 PM, said:

I knew I understood things better than your average smiling Joe. Though knowing this makes me happy and, therefore, not grumpy anymore. Which means...

If I still spoke to my X I'd love to slam that article in her face, just to gloat a bit haha she didn't have a clue about most things and I used to say it was because her head was in the clouds!

Been vindicated!

[Langdale Wolf]

Corned beef tins.

Why?

[llcoolphil]

BenchBuddah, on Dec 22 2009, 12:41 PM, said:

If I still spoke to my X I'd love to slam that article in her face, just to gloat a bit haha she didn't have a clue about most things and I used to say it was because her head was in the clouds!

Been vindicated!

Ive printed it off to carry round with me everywhere I go. I shall be citing it as fact that I know better when Greenfairy starts with her claims about what food is a legitimate accompaniment to cheese. And Rabid. And Outtolunch. And Leprekorn. And Michala. And Mongrel. And Naomi. And Treacle. And Wullie. And Strudders.  And probably Smog.

[oafc0000]

Ring pull tins -  It is impossible not to splash the content of the tin on your shirt

[TalkShow Bob]

People who take un folded down buggies onto buses during commuter time. They take up loads of space so people have to stand more or less outside the door! Espeshally the lady who braught one on thismorning. I was sat in the fold up seat where they go so I stood up, did she thank me? No she just ran over my foot! She did it again when she got off too! Lucky I was whereing steal toe caps...

[Langdale Wolf]

TalkShow Bob, on Dec 22 2009, 01:06 PM, said:

Lucky I was whereing steal toe caps...

Yeah - good job.  It certainly would have hurt her more when you kicked her.