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[swede]

With the discussions over Bar Etiquette ect I was wondering what other things really annoy people, personally :

1, Chavvy kids who play music through their phones on buses.
2, People who stand talking in shop doorways, move you stupid c**ts
3, People who walk straight to the front of bus queues when theres obviously lots of people already waiting.
4, People who dont push the button at crossings, the lights not going to change to green by itself dickhead.

Anyone got any more ?

[plaskins]

People who stand at bars when it's really busy. The ones that haven't moved away since buying their drinks and are halfway through pints.. Just standing there and chatting.

[swede]

plaskins, on Dec 22 2009, 08:47 AM, said:

People who stand at bars when it's really busy. The ones that haven't moved away since buying their drinks and are halfway through pints.. Just standing there and chatting.

I hate that. I hate it when you politely say "excuse me" to get by and they give you a look of disgust as if you just walked up to them covered in shit.

[The Nal]

Slow drivers who dont move to the slower lane when youre behind them in the fast lane, as I just had to deal with 5 minutes ago.

[oafc0000]

swede, on Dec 22 2009, 08:25 AM, said:

4, People who dont push the button at crossings, the lights not going to change to green by itself dickhead.

People who insist on pushing the button at crossings when its controled by a computer running a pre-set routine  

[Kyelo]

People in supermarkets who turn one way whilst looking the other, they bump into you and give you the dirty looks!

[Tugger2k]

swede, on Dec 22 2009, 08:25 AM, said:

With the discussions over Bar Etiquette ect I was wondering what other things really annoy people, personally :

1, Chavvy kids who play music through their phones on buses.
2, People who stand talking in shop doorways, move you stupid c**ts
3, People who walk straight to the front of bus queues when theres obviously lots of people already waiting.
4, People who dont push the button at crossings, the lights not going to change to green by itself dickhead.

Anyone got any more ?

none of the top 3 annoy me - because i dont allow them to happen

[rabid]

BenchBuddah, on Dec 22 2009, 09:26 AM, said:

People in supermarkets who turn one way whilst looking the other, they bump into you and give you the dirty looks!

It's the one's who stop to look at something on the shelves who for some reason feel the need to park their trollies across the isle. "Full steam ahead and damn the torpedoes!"

[musiclove123]

I am quite a calm person so not alot annoys me, or I don't let it happen. Not good for the heart. If things do annoy me I walk away. Chavs on buses make me think of the state of society sometimes but that is probably what depresses me not annoys me!

[Radar]

oafc0000, on Dec 22 2009, 09:21 AM, said:

People who insist on pushing the button at crossings when its controled by a computer running a pre-set routine  

Some crossings do work on the basis that when "enough" people have pushed the crossing button it will change. Since I've learned that I tend to jab the button several times at ped crossings and it does seem to work.

I get annoyed by people who have had since 1947 to realise that they can't do what they like to their house, and yet still make a huge fuss and treat us like petty bureaucrats when in fact if it weren't for us their sh*thole neighbourhoods would be even bigger sh*tholes!  

[Tugger2k]

rabid, on Dec 22 2009, 09:36 AM, said:

It's the one's who stop to look at something on the shelves who for some reason feel the need to park their trollies across the isle. "Full steam ahead and damn the torpedoes!"

no, wait till theyve walked away from their trolley a bit and then move it to another random aisle!!

always much funnier at the checkout paying for your goods seeing them wandering around looking for it

[swede]

Tugger2k, on Dec 22 2009, 09:26 AM, said:

none of the top 3 annoy me - because i dont allow them to happen

You dont allow people to talk in shop doorways, what are you, a shopping centre security guard  

[adustlandfairytale]

When u pull a girl but then realise she has a cock
i HATE that

[rabid]

Tugger2k, on Dec 22 2009, 09:43 AM, said:

no, wait till theyve walked away from their trolley a bit and then move it to another random aisle!!

always much funnier at the checkout paying for your goods seeing them wandering around looking for it

The ones I'm talking about keep one hand on the trolley but by turning to look at the shelves, that hand pushes it across the aisle. I just ram them.

[Langdale Wolf]

• Jonathan Ross
  
• X Factor
  
• People who stand on the left hand side of escalators even though people are waiting for them to walk up them
  
• Twats who don't move down the carriages on trains blocking people trying to get on
  
• Nobheads on xbox live swearing at people thinking they're hard, or other online twats who have 'BNP' as their clan tags.  Well done.  How controversial.  
  
• People spitting
  
• Rude people
  
• Clive Tydesley
  
• People continually swearing in front of kids
  
• The same mates being VERY late every time we're meeting up.  8.30 means 8.30, not 9.30 or 10.  Inconsiderate c**ts...
  
• American Football
  
• Kaiser Chiefs/Kasabian
  
• Glory hunting football fans and their identikit families - in Dudley
  
• The wonderful rail service in Great Britain
  
• Snow and the hysterical overreaction to it - particularly in the media
  
• Sepp Blatter
  
• Bolton
  
• Christmas lights before December the 1st
  
• My job
  
• People's atrocious moods when Christmas shopping.  Just go on Amazon if you're a miserable c**t who hates people - like me.
  
• People who sample my ale, say 'actually, that's really nice' then go back to their piss-tasting Stella because they don't want to look like an untrendy Real Ale drinker
  
• Ignorant arses who moan about Glastonbury being 'shit' because of one headliner they don't like
  
• Fussy people who complain about the slightest thing, even when there really isn't ANYTHING to complain about
  
• As a learner driver - complete f**ktards who think they're big and clever when they cut you up, overtake, ANYTHING to get past you
  
• Ross Noble and Dylan Moran - I really do want to like them like practically everyone else, but I honestly don't get what is remotely funny about them.  What am I missing?

More later.  I'm in a very grumpy mood today.

[Paul ™]

People who get annoyed far too easily

[rabid]

Ross Noble is very funny, maybe you're just too southern.

[Wooderson]

- Great bands that don't play Dublin when they come to Europe
- Bland, uninteresting, vacuous and dull people
- German grammar


Lastly LW I'd like to second your vote for:

- Clive Tyldsley

...what a total cockfarmer.

[Langdale Wolf]

Paul ™, on Dec 22 2009, 10:17 AM, said:

People who get annoyed far too easily

I think I'll stay out of your way today then!!  

rabid, on Dec 22 2009, 10:24 AM, said:

Ross Noble is very funny, maybe you're just too southern.

Why is he?  Seriously - what has he ever said that's remotely funny?  If you can explain why, I'd be grateful.  

He sounds like a bloke on LSD who just spouts random bollocks.  I've watched a few of his DVDs with mates who have been creasing up with laughter, but I have absolutely no idea what they're laughing at or why.  I really don't get it at all.

[Lithium05]

I like Ross Noble and I'm more Southern than LW!

Anyway

-People who think what they're doing must be more important than everyone else.
-Old people who shouldn't be driving