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[Langdale Wolf]

Durkin, on Nov 25 2009, 09:12 PM, said:

I wonder what his favourite act was...?

(awaits comic replies)

Probably not Judas Priest.

[T.Funster]

laid back in the sun, on Nov 25 2009, 09:13 PM, said:

and his representative on earth will be on the pyramid stage on friday 25th june 2010

Does that mean there'll be free loaves & fishes (+ water into wine)?

Edited by T.Funster, 26 November 2009 - 04:03 PM.

[5co77ie]

joser1974, on Nov 26 2009, 03:21 PM, said:

the pasty is most definatley cornish. you bloody devonians trying to nick one of the great culinary delights of the world  

I'm not falling for it - you'll be telling me Laurence Reed  is Coirnish next.

[joser1974]

5co77ie, on Nov 26 2009, 04:04 PM, said:

I'm not falling for it - you'll be telling me Laurence Reed  is Coirnish next.

i'll be honest i didn't know who he was so i googled him and now i can say with some certainty thet i don't think we'd lay claim to him

[Langdale Wolf]

joser1974, on Nov 26 2009, 04:10 PM, said:

i'll be honest i didn't know who he was so i googled him and now i can say with some certainty thet i don't think we'd lay claim to him

You must have heard of him?  He was called Jesus - he liked to waffle on a bit and do magic tricks, and was so convincing that thousands of years later, people still go on about him, and even shout his name when climaxing.

I can't see Tommy Cooper having such adulation in the year 4010.

[The Nal]

Langdale Wolf, on Nov 26 2009, 04:23 PM, said:

You must have heard of him?  He was called Jesus - he liked to waffle on a bit and do magic tricks, and was so convincing that thousands of years later, people still go on about him, and even shout his name when climaxing.

Cover versions of loads of other peoples magic tricks!  

[joser1974]

Langdale Wolf, on Nov 26 2009, 04:23 PM, said:

You must have heard of him?  He was called Jesus - he liked to waffle on a bit and do magic tricks, and was so convincing that thousands of years later, people still go on about him, and even shout his name when climaxing.

I can't see Tommy Cooper having such adulation in the year 4010.

yeah i've heard of him. funny little bearded fella. bit like and olden days derren brown. but i was talking about a presenter on cornish local radio. i'm pretty sure he aint even got any adulation now

[VCK]

Mike99 is Jesus, warning his disciples about the increase in food prices and spiritually guiding them to the portaloos (via maps of the site posted on here)!

Edited by VCK, 26 November 2009 - 06:05 PM.

[5co77ie]

joser1974, on Nov 26 2009, 04:32 PM, said:

yeah i've heard of him. funny little bearded fella. bit like and olden days derren brown. but i was talking about a presenter on cornish local radio. i'm pretty sure he aint even got any adulation now

He has!

http://www.facebook....gid=75924015131

[tweemo freak]

Durkin, on Nov 25 2009, 09:12 PM, said:

I wonder what his favourite act was...?

(awaits comic replies)

Probably Neil Young. Bout the same age arent they?

[5co77ie]

tweemo freak, on Nov 26 2009, 06:36 PM, said:

Probably Neil Young. Bout the same age arent they?

I thought it was the Horns of Jericho

[Rufus Gwertigan]

5co77ie, on Nov 26 2009, 11:15 AM, said:

And next month's news will include Jesus born in stable - just you wait and see...

Was he?? The bible certainly doesn't say he was

[5co77ie]

Rufus Gwertigan, on Nov 26 2009, 06:45 PM, said:

Was he?? The bible certainly doesn't say he was

Doesn't mention his visit to Cornwall Somerset either does it?

[Tiddles]

bazza, on Nov 25 2009, 08:55 PM, said:

jesus was at glastonbury!!!

Was he rockin' the main stage?