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[VCK]

Langdale Wolf, on Nov 24 2009, 04:30 PM, said:

Nah, it has to be

"Well.... let battle commence!"

  

"Traders need access to Diiiiiiiiiiixoooooonnnsss!"

[abu hamster]

The Nal, on Nov 24 2009, 03:28 PM, said:

[Onion Terror]

VCK, on Nov 24 2009, 07:16 PM, said:

"Traders need access to Diiiiiiiiiiixoooooonnnsss!"

    

That was classic intercourse!





Woman - "So where are you going to take me then?"

Alan - "I know a cracking owl sanctury"

Woman - "We could go shopping"

An owl instantly appears on screen  

[VCK]

Onion Terror, on Nov 24 2009, 07:22 PM, said:

    

That was classic intercourse!





Woman - "So where are you going to take me then?"

Alan - "I know a cracking owl sanctury"

Woman - "We could go shopping"

An owl instantly appears on screen  

Your username has tempted me to say "Ooooh, you know your onions!"

'If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and a nice pond in it, you fill the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother!"    

[Onion Terror]

VCK, on Nov 24 2009, 07:31 PM, said:

Your username has tempted me to say "Ooooh, you know your onions!"

'If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and a nice pond in it, you fill the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother!"    

"Onion Terror" and other classics:

[ministe2003]

steve coogan's brother works at what was my high school, we used to post partridge pictures on his office door and follow him down a very busy corridor shouting "DAN DAN DAN DAN" stopping when he turned around so he had no idea who it was.
eeee the fun we had in 6th form.

Also, he once proudly proclaimed that partridge was based on him.  clearly he has never seen an episode, or he wouldnt say that in public.

[VCK]

ministe2003, on Nov 24 2009, 09:19 PM, said:

steve coogan's brother works at what was my high school, we used to post partridge pictures on his office door and follow him down a very busy corridor shouting "DAN DAN DAN DAN" stopping when he turned around so he had no idea who it was.
eeee the fun we had in 6th form.

Also, he once proudly proclaimed that partridge was based on him.  clearly he has never seen an episode, or he wouldnt say that in public.

Wasn't the singer from Mock Turtles was it?

Rumour has it that Partridge was actually based on Tony Wilson. Which is fair game as watching 24 Hour Party People the similarities between Partridge and Wilson are evident!

[ministe2003]

VCK, on Nov 24 2009, 11:10 PM, said:

Wasn't the singer from Mock Turtles was it?

Rumour has it that Partridge was actually based on Tony Wilson. Which is fair game as watching 24 Hour Party People the similarities between Partridge and Wilson are evident!

No, the one who worked at my school's Dave Coogan.

[Michael W]

"Sunday Bloody Sunday?. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

"I really hate to do this to you, Alan, but it?s actually a song about..."

"Yeah, bloody Sunday is actually about a massacre in Derry in 1972."

"A massacre? Ugh. I'm not playing that again."

[Onion Terror]

"You've got some serious issues!"

"Yeah... of What Car magazine!"  

[Langdale Wolf]

"I've got more friends than you have cows.  How many cows do you have?"

"I have 100 cows."

"Well I've got 104 friends."

  

[tonyonekenobi]

Anyone for a cup of beans??

The savoury 99 on the door step gets me everytime  

[GingerRock]

Back on the DJ set theme:

"Ladies and gentlemen, please pray silence for the Electric Light Orchestra".