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[FluffyBeanie]

I know we already have one thread about ladies toilet issues on here, so sorry for starting another, but it is a slightly different subject...



I have heard many stories about the immortal she-pee...  anyone actually tried to use them?

Are they any good?

Worth making an investment for the weekend?

By the way....  I am now super excited!

[MilkyJoe]

FluffyBeanie, on Jul 17 2009, 08:45 PM, said:

I know we already have one thread about ladies toilet issues on here, so sorry for starting another, but it is a slightly different subject...



I have heard many stories about the immortal she-pee...  anyone actually tried to use them?

Are they any good?

Worth making an investment for the weekend?

By the way....  I am now super excited!

I have absolutely nothing of any value to add to this thread, it's just that the name she-pee makes me giggle like a little child!

[bekimo]

Never tried one.  I always seem to find somewhere to pee without the need of one.  However, my friend, who does lots of mountain climbing and stuff, has one she takes with her on expeditions so she can pee with the boys!  She swears by it.

Me?  I'm usually too drunk to care if I'm peeing in a bucket/under a poncho etc.. . . .

[x_nya]

All I've heard about them is that you end up with wee all over your hands 'cos they spill over the sides eew.

[DeadAmos]

x_nya, on Jul 18 2009, 04:13 PM, said:

All I've heard about them is that you end up with wee all over your hands 'cos they spill over the sides eew.

better that than the full shower you'll get while watching Oasis

[x_nya]

DeadAmos, on Jul 18 2009, 04:25 PM, said:

better that than the full shower you'll get while watching Oasis

yeah I'm not looking forward to that >.< might stay at the back - much too girly to be drowned in piss! Especially when I'm not a big Oasis fan since their new album :\

[bekimo]

x_nya, on Jul 18 2009, 06:49 PM, said:

yeah I'm not looking forward to that >.< might stay at the back - much too girly to be drowned in piss! Especially when I'm not a big Oasis fan since their new album :\

You can come and share my brolly if u like!!!

[cthulu]

I've used one and intend to get some for this festival. The trick is to not wait until you are absolutely desperate to use it i.e no torrent of piss that may leak onto your hand

[amfy]

Brilliant invention but does require some control.

If you practice before you go you'll have no problem. Once you get the hang of it it's really liberating!

(The she pees at Glastonbury are the cleanest nicest toilets on the whole site so worth it just for that imo, although I don't think they have an official she pee at V)

[Flaminglippy]

amfy, on Jul 19 2009, 07:13 PM, said:

Brilliant invention but does require some control.

If you practice before you go you'll have no problem. Once you get the hang of it it's really liberating!

(The she pees at Glastonbury are the cleanest nicest toilets on the whole site so worth it just for that imo, although I don't think they have an official she pee at V)

My missus bought one and on the instructions it suggests 'trying it in the shower'...err...if I walk into the bathroom and shes there with a fake winky peeing in the shower its very likely I'll end up going on my own to V...

Edited by Flaminglippy, 21 July 2009 - 11:54 AM.

[Angelis]

could be worse, she could walk into the bathroom with you using it in the shower

[Toooly]

bekimo, on Jul 18 2009, 07:28 PM, said:

You can come and share my brolly if u like!!!

Putting up a brolly will be like a Red Rag to a bull for the neanderthal Piss chuckers.


P.s  - not sure what i'm doing in this thread,  suppose out of curiosity    

[x_nya]

bekimo, on Jul 18 2009, 07:28 PM, said:

You can come and share my brolly if u like!!!

I may very well take advantage of that!

[cherries82]

Toooly, on Jul 21 2009, 02:42 PM, said:

Putting up a brolly will be like a Red Rag to a bull for the neanderthal Piss chuckers.


P.s  - not sure what i'm doing in this thread,  suppose out of curiosity    

i survived oasis at wembley with my trust brolly the other week and didn't get a spot of anything on me including the rain! hopefully i will be that lucky again at v...lol

[Alexx (:]

I have a strange urge to try one. I think peeing standing up could be quite.. liberating!

[staffsknot]

Alexx (:, on Jul 22 2009, 08:08 PM, said:

I have a strange urge to try one. I think peeing standing up could be quite.. liberating!

Right men come 'equipped' and 'trained' to urinate standing up and after a few pints we struggle to get everything right - imagine the fun you girls will have after some vodkas!

[Flaminglippy]

Alexx (:, on Jul 22 2009, 08:08 PM, said:

I have a strange urge to try one. I think peeing standing up could be quite.. liberating!

You need to learn the etiquette for such things...

1) You must never, ever be caught looking at the person's next to you...but similarly you must always have a crafty look to make yourself feel better about yourself...

2) If weeing next to stranger...you must learn how to whistle...

3) If there is a cigerette butt in the trough...the person at one end must try to pee it down to the person next to them and so on and so on...failure to join in officially makes you a 'grump futtock'.

4) Observe the '3 shake' rule...(anything more than 3 shakes technically constitutes masturbation and is likely to earn you a bit of a leathering...or a lift home and a cup of tea in the morning depending on the toilets in question)

5) If a mate is in front of you you must always, always, give him a bit of a shove so he pee's on his shoes...

Edited by Flaminglippy, 23 July 2009 - 11:36 AM.

[GuffGuy]

Flaminglippy, on Jul 23 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

You need to learn the etiquette for such things...

1) You must never, ever be caught looking at the person's next to you...but similarly you must always have a crafty look to make yourself feel better about yourself...

2) If weeing next to stranger...you must learn how to whistle...

3) If there is a cigerette butt in the trough...the person at one end must try to pee it down to the person next to them and so on and so on...failure to join in officially makes you a 'grump futtock'.

4) Observe the '3 shake' rule...(anything more than 3 shakes technically constitutes masturbation and is likely to earn you a bit of a leathering...or a lift home and a cup of tea in the morning depending on the toilets in question)

5) If a mate is in front of you you must always, always, give him a bit of a shove so he pee's on his shoes...

my shirt is covered in sprite   

[heavenly271]

Flaminglippy, on Jul 23 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

You need to learn the etiquette for such things...

1) You must never, ever be caught looking at the person's next to you...but similarly you must always have a crafty look to make yourself feel better about yourself...

2) If weeing next to stranger...you must learn how to whistle...

3) If there is a cigerette butt in the trough...the person at one end must try to pee it down to the person next to them and so on and so on...failure to join in officially makes you a 'grump futtock'.

4) Observe the '3 shake' rule...(anything more than 3 shakes technically constitutes masturbation and is likely to earn you a bit of a leathering...or a lift home and a cup of tea in the morning depending on the toilets in question)

5) If a mate is in front of you you must always, always, give him a bit of a shove so he pee's on his shoes...

          that made for great reading

[Animaal]

Flaminglippy, on Jul 23 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

You need to learn the etiquette for such things...

1) You must never, ever be caught looking at the person's next to you...but similarly you must always have a crafty look to make yourself feel better about yourself...

2) If weeing next to stranger...you must learn how to whistle...

3) If there is a cigerette butt in the trough...the person at one end must try to pee it down to the person next to them and so on and so on...failure to join in officially makes you a 'grump futtock'.

4) Observe the '3 shake' rule...(anything more than 3 shakes technically constitutes masturbation and is likely to earn you a bit of a leathering...or a lift home and a cup of tea in the morning depending on the toilets in question)

5) If a mate is in front of you you must always, always, give him a bit of a shove so he pee's on his shoes...

This is stupidly true, my keyboard will never be the same again