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[ShadyBlueBell]

Whilst walking about Glastonbury and watching where i was walking in the soft slippery nearly dried mud i noticed a hell of a lot of used condoms      what the feck eh do people carrying them around with them full then drop them like a balloon to get rid because the areas these where in there is no way anyone could have hows ya father there without having a massive audience lol
Makes me wonder

[cbiff]

someone had a posh one and threw it on our tent

[ShadyBlueBell]

cbiff, on Jul 10 2009, 11:28 PM, said:

someone had a posh one and threw it on our tent

Lol define PO SH????????????

[p3achy]

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someone had a posh one and threw it on our tent

ok i have to know as well what's a posh condom???

[Sam Crawley]

p3achy, on Jul 11 2009, 12:13 AM, said:

ok i have to know as well what's a posh condom???

Hand-made?

[Billy09]

A posh w@nk I presume, one with a condom on. Slang I've not heard for about 20 years.

[strudders]

dr_billy, on Jul 11 2009, 12:20 AM, said:

A posh w@nk I presume, one with a condom on. Slang I've not heard for about 20 years.

yep!

Same here must be 20 odd years.......

[travelling mr pastry]

yeah i thought id found a baggie of coke one night....   how wrong i was......

[Billy09]

travelling mr pastry, on Jul 10 2009, 11:31 PM, said:

yeah i thought id found a baggie of coke one night....   how wrong i was......

How thorough was your examination?

I hope you washed your hands.

[guyfawkes]

There were alot around the pyramid, but they weren't "used" people were blowing them up and using em as make shift beach balls during the evening.

[travelling mr pastry]

dr_billy, on Jul 11 2009, 12:33 AM, said:

How thorough was your examination?

I hope you washed your hands.

i lent down and started to pick it up before realizing my error, it didnt leave the ground. hands were washed with water i had recently boiled. f**king awful though

[ShadyBlueBell]

travelling mr pastry, on Jul 11 2009, 12:31 AM, said:

yeah i thought id found a baggie of coke one night....   how wrong i was......

Lol That must have been a big shock yuk,,Glad you realised what it was before,,, any way it does not bear thinking about

[mikeb]

dr_billy, on Jul 11 2009, 12:20 AM, said:

A posh w@nk I presume, one with a condom on. Slang I've not heard for about 20 years.

Glad I'm not the only one, I just assumed they meant that as well ... which kinda begged the question how on earth could anyone tell the difference between one used in that way as opposed to any other way whether the end result had been thrown at your tent or otherwise   But after that somewhat mindboggling and definitely way too eeeeewwww thought, I left the thread a bit smartish like !  Maybe it means something else these days

Edited by mikeb, 11 July 2009 - 09:57 AM.

[ShadyBlueBell]

mikeb, on Jul 11 2009, 10:56 AM, said:

Glad I'm not the only one, I just assumed they meant that as well ... which kinda begged the question how on earth could anyone tell the difference between one used in that way as opposed to any other way whether the end result had been thrown at your tent or otherwise   But after that somewhat mindboggling and definitely way too eeeeewwww thought, I left the thread a bit smartish like !  Maybe it means something else these days

Lol does make you wonder

[travelling mr pastry]

mikeb, on Jul 11 2009, 10:56 AM, said:

Glad I'm not the only one, I just assumed they meant that as well ... which kinda begged the question how on earth could anyone tell the difference between one used in that way as opposed to any other way whether the end result had been thrown at your tent or otherwise   But after that somewhat mindboggling and definitely way too eeeeewwww thought, I left the thread a bit smartish like !  Maybe it means something else these days

there wouldnt be any residue on the outside of the posh one

[danbailey80]

if this makes you feel better...they were handing these out for free, and it is very likely the vast majority of these were simply blown up and played with, devoid of penis contact...still bit rank though

[markeee]

danbailey80, on Jul 11 2009, 02:39 PM, said:

if this makes you feel better...they were handing these out for free, and it is very likely the vast majority of these were simply blown up and played with, devoid of penis contact...still bit rank though

ha thats miles better than one used in any capacity, be it a posh w*** or whatever

[nominaomi]

Every morning one of the annoying chavvy boys camping just opposite me left me a present on or by my tent of a used condom, once is just careless grossness, but 5 times really did p!ss me off, dirty scrubbing kids!!

[jsn]

Love the tent sex, leave no trace....

[travelling mr pastry]

jsn, on Jul 11 2009, 04:47 PM, said:

Love the tent sex, leave no trace....

except on the tent.....  

Edited by travelling mr pastry, 11 July 2009 - 05:15 PM.