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#1 glastoman417

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 06:36 PM

Did you see any t-shirts that got your attention at Glasto?  

I think my favourite (though I certainly don't agree with the sentiment) was "Yes I've got plenty change you lowlife homeless scum, thanks for asking".  

Then there was the "Ketamine, just say neigh".  

"No I'm not f**king on facebook".  

I had one for the gay meet (which never really seemed to get going), which was pink and girly with the slogan "if I look gay, can I feel your tits".   I thought it would join in with the fun, but announce my sexuality in case someones gaydar was on the blink.  

Someone didn't see the funny side, "Oh?  do you really think that's going to work?".  If I really thought it would get me a feel of some mammalian protuberances I'd have bought one years ago :o

Couldn't believe it when I saw some sick Michael Jackson t-shirts on the Friday morning!  

Saw quite a few people with replicas of The North Face t-shirts with "The South West" as the slogan.  

Thought it would be a money-spinner to do something similar in the North West, one less word to change :D  Then I remembered the scousers, mancs, lancs and cheshires all hate each other :P

Did I miss any good 'uns?

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 06:40 PM

me and the missus saw a "where the hell is matt?" tshirt

she was saying she wanted one as im always getting too wasted and lost lol

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 06:40 PM

"F**k Google. Just ask me"
"OMG!!!...Michael Jackson is Dead!!!"
"Too stupid to understand science? Try religion"

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 06:40 PM

one that made me smile was

'I've not got tourettes, you're just a c**t'

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 06:40 PM

My favourite was 'R.I.Paedo'

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 06:41 PM

fat kids are harder to kidnap

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 06:42 PM

a load of us had a spot the best tshirt competition but the outright winner was a t shirt depicting pitchforks, spears and torches and written above was 'Let's Hunt James Blunt'.
Awesome

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:00 PM

View Postnardos, on Jul 1 2009, 07:43 PM, said:

I read one saying Jesus is Coming ... look busy and also a bloke wearing a tshirt saying No one knows Im a lesbian. JKS!!!!

Jesus is Coming  and he's got Drugs

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:00 PM

I had one saying:

"Kick me in the bollocks and I'll tear you a new snatch"

Just a bit of OTT banter, which seemed to be taken a little bit too literally by a couple of mardy lezzers!

I tried to get a "Jacko sodomized me as a yout" one, but the idiot at the selling place wouldn't do it.

#10 sifi

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:03 PM

Mammalian Protuberances.  Brilliant expression.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:04 PM

Ha ha some good ones!  

There were two blokes, one with an arrow pointing saying "he likes the c*ck" the other pointing to him saying "he likes it up the a*se".  

I did my best not to stand between those two :lol:

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:06 PM

View Postnardos, on Jul 1 2009, 06:43 PM, said:

I read one saying Jesus is Coming ... look busy and also a bloke wearing a tshirt saying No one knows Im a lesbian. JKS!!!!

Was that the really fat guy? His belly button was enormously frightening!

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:11 PM

View Postsifimaster, on Jul 1 2009, 08:03 PM, said:

Mammalian Protuberances.  Brilliant expression.

Yeah I like it!  

I borrowed it from the album "Joes Garage" by Frank Zappa.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:24 PM

Kimberly            tick
Sarah                tick
Nadine               tick
Cheryl               tick
The Ginger one   X

http://www.chargrill...r-One-t-shirt.m

#15 sifi

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:27 PM

If I had to guess, I would have said Zappa might have been at the bottom of it!

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:27 PM

Jesus... the imaginary friend of millions

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:39 PM

View Postglastoman417, on Jul 1 2009, 07:36 PM, said:

Did you see any t-shirts that got your attention at Glasto?  

I think my favourite (though I certainly don't agree with the sentiment) was "Yes I've got plenty change you lowlife homeless scum, thanks for asking".  

Then there was the "Ketamine, just say neigh".  

"No I'm not f**king on facebook".  

I had one for the gay meet (which never really seemed to get going), which was pink and girly with the slogan "if I look gay, can I feel your tits".   I thought it would join in with the fun, but announce my sexuality in case someones gaydar was on the blink.  

Someone didn't see the funny side, "Oh?  do you really think that's going to work?".  If I really thought it would get me a feel of some mammalian protuberances I'd have bought one years ago :lol:

Couldn't believe it when I saw some sick Michael Jackson t-shirts on the Friday morning!  

Saw quite a few people with replicas of The North Face t-shirts with "The South West" as the slogan.  

Thought it would be a money-spinner to do something similar in the North West, one less word to change :)  Then I remembered the scousers, mancs, lancs and cheshires all hate each other :)

Did I miss any good 'uns?

Lol probably loads of people saw this guy in this t shirt stating Tom Jones shagged my van !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:58 PM

My Fave

"Jackson 4"

#19 lieutenant_pigeon

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:20 PM

the jackson 4

now avalible for childrens parties

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:22 PM

View Postjoeharding, on Jul 2 2009, 12:20 AM, said:

the jackson 4

now avalible for childrens parties


:( :) :)




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