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[LostRiot]

meatyparson, on Jun 30 2009, 09:50 PM, said:

I realised part way through writing that piss post that I needed to get a life and stop researching cows piss on the internet, then I found out how much a cow pisses so I decided to work it all out anyway.

[domharrison]

I was too hungover/tired to properly clean where I was camping before I left.

But I did randomly go round picking up litter a few times...

[meatyparson]

LostRiot, on Jun 30 2009, 09:52 PM, said:

I realised part way through writing that piss post that I needed to get a life and stop researching cows piss on the internet, then I found out how much a cow pisses so I decided to work it all out anyway.

I thought it was a great post and if I wasnt so lazy I would of probably done the same thing  

You should present your findings to Mendip council  

[mr_smiss]

There were horses and a man on fire and I stabbed a guy in the heart.

I also told a very amazing yet probably bad taste joke relating to Michael Jackson and Madeline McCann on a stage in the Avalon field. I did apologise in advance but not sure it went down very well!

[strudders]

I crashed in CT at 8am on Thursday which I though was quite rude....

I kept a number of people awake because I was too cabbaged to take a hint

I dropped some litter at the main stage ( I also picked up loads as well)

I forgot to clean the toilet seat after I had missed and the girl going in would not have been amused (really sorry about that)

on the other hand

Told a load of tw4ts peeing up against the blue tarpaulin in the urinals not to do it.... pointing at the ensuing piss mud and got an apology.

[meatyparson]

strudders, on Jun 30 2009, 10:02 PM, said:

I crashed in CT at 8am on Thursday which I though was quite rude....

I kept a number of people awake because I was too cabbaged to take a hint

I dropped some litter at the main stage ( I also picked up loads as well)

I forgot to clean the toilet seat after I had missed and the girl going in would not have been amused (really sorry about that)

on the other hand

Told a load of tw4ts peeing up against the blue tarpaulin in the urinals not to do it.... pointing at the ensuing piss mud and got an apology.

I hope you didnt shit on the seat ?  

[strudders]

meatyparson, on Jun 30 2009, 10:03 PM, said:

I hope you didnt shit on the seat ?  

I still do not know HOW people can "miss" when taking a dump! How do they do that!!!!!!

I asked the question on Saturday after I went into one of the portaloos and it was nearly on the friggin ceiling!

No it was a number 1's......

[Busterrr!]

I pee'd once in a hedge.

I fell asleep during my stewarding shift at the Strummerville camp fire in Arcadia. It was early in the morning,  the fire was cozy and the armchair absolute bliss.

I'm so sorry!

[Titters]

It was me that left my bag on the monorail rail.

I didn't know it was going to put it out of action for a whole day.

[meatyparson]

strudders, on Jun 30 2009, 10:06 PM, said:

I still do not know HOW people can "miss" when taking a dump! How do they do that!!!!!!

I asked the question on Saturday after I went into one of the portaloos and it was nearly on the friggin ceiling!

No it was a number 1's......

I have no idea how people so blatantly miss the frigging hole either, I saw shit all over the walls in some of the longdrops & portaloos ! f**king disgusting !!

[LostRiot]

meatyparson, on Jun 30 2009, 10:18 PM, said:

I have no idea how people so blatantly miss the frigging hole either, I saw shit all over the walls in some of the longdrops & portaloos ! f**king disgusting !!

I think the missed shitting is people leaning against the walls while shitting. and its pretty horrible, but the worst thing I saw this year was the remnants of what I can only assume was someone wiping their ass with their hand and cleaning it on the door. It was worse because if I see a poo on the side I don't use the toilet, but this I only noticed mid business. A sobering site for sure.

[hope]

Alcatraz, on Jun 30 2009, 09:46 PM, said:

Probably stood in front of shorter people

that's the worst crime EVER ! why do tall people NEED to be at the front ?

i think they should bring in a new rule for next year...all short people at the front, all tall people at the back...simples !

[meatyparson]

LostRiot, on Jun 30 2009, 10:41 PM, said:

I think the missed shitting is people leaning against the walls while shitting. and its pretty horrible, but the worst thing I saw this year was the remnants of what I can only assume was someone wiping their ass with their hand and cleaning it on the door. It was worse because if I see a poo on the side I don't use the toilet, but this I only noticed mid business. A sobering site for sure.

[G1T]

I didn't drop a single bit of litter, even took all my cigarette ends with me til in found the next bin. But i was pretty tired and grumpy by the end, having worked long days there for a week, so when i went to the pussy parlour and some women dressed as cleaners tried to dust me with feather dusters, i was perhaps a little ruder to them than they deserved.

If you're out there ladies, sorry! I'd really not slept much for days and had been walking miles every day...

[dtox]

Two things, I think.

1. I *think* I left an almost-empty can of cider on the ground after Nick Clegg in the Speakers' Tent. I put it down to walk to the mike to ask a question and then sat a few feet away and didn't even remember till half an hour later. For that I apologise to whoever had to pick it up.

2. We woke up someone up at 5:30 am on Monday morning while packing up to leave. Though the fact that he proceeded to swear makes me feel much less guilty about it.

Edited by dtox, 30 June 2009 - 10:45 PM.

[MrMac]

I was given £3.50 too much change at the Brothers Bar and didn't own up to it.

[Sam Crawley]

pie_and_a_pint, on Jun 30 2009, 08:07 PM, said:

I can proudly say that I dropped no litter.  That's what the bins are for.

Aye. Not one cup. Why would you unless you're a selfish cnut, there's always a bin within a few yards.

Alcatraz, on Jun 30 2009, 09:46 PM, said:

I weaved in and out of people during large crowds (this kind of thing annoys me)

Yep I did this too, and it does annoy me greatly!

staggerlee, on Jun 30 2009, 09:52 PM, said:

Never really thought of it like that. All good points. I never pissed in the bushes myself, except when i was stuck in the queue waiting to get in for more than 8 hours. God that was terrible.

I think the point about pee is that the dairy cows are still there, so you're not substituting fest wee for cow wee, you're doubling the amount of wee. Plus any wee from a Coldplay lover can't be good for the environment!

hope, on Jun 30 2009, 10:49 PM, said:

i think they should bring in a new rule for next year...all short people at the front, all tall people at the back...simples !

No way! But I have often wondered why short people bother. They should get a discount or something.

My only confession is that after being really pissed off at waiting over an hour and a half for Pussy Parlour on Thursday (Qemists etc), just as I got near the front, my three brothers appeared out of nowhere. I pulled them into the queue  

[SunshineSky]

One of my neighbours pinched my pee-bottle from outside my tent on the saturday (it was in a used black rat container with no label) and told me about realising it was pee after the first sip *euw*, strangely he wasn't mad at me, though that coulda been cuz he pinched it in the first place, well sorry any way... (in his defence my pee did actually smell of cider lol, then again it was all i was drinking for about a week)

[Man drew]

I 'b'orrowed a massive container of Brown Sauce from a breakfast bar that gave my mate the poo-poos

[zero000]

I pissed on my mates tent twice over the duration of the weekend.