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[Billy09]

"I got it from the pound shop, it was only a pound"

[Tyke25]

As we walked away from Blurs set along the path at the top of the pyramid field, someone in the group of people infront of us turned to his friend and said " I liked it that they got Shaun Ryder to sing on Park Life". Had us in stitches  .

[The Nal]

Angry with himself, to nobody in particular: "How many times this week have I tried to light a spliff with a chapstick??!!"

Edited by The Nal, 17 July 2009 - 02:26 PM.

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I've spent ages reading through all of these and must saw loads of them have had me in stitches. Thanks for sharing.  

[Bruceyy]

"yeah well.. custard is something you grow into, like big trousers"

[nannytheresa]

I was watching Prodigy on Sunday night and there were some lanterns floating around the sky above....  someone shone a laser pen at one of them and the guy next to me said 'oh look, someone has one of those lanterns on a string!'  ......

[sammysundae]

gemstarrr, on Jul 13 2009, 05:32 PM, said:

'this is the best night of my life!'
shouted by a guy walking down the path in the middle of pennards at about 3am. really made me smile

if it was the friday night that may well have been me. and i still stand by it now. without a doubt.

[RussellF]

All absolute genius. I'll be there next time for my first Glasto all being well. If my mate emigrates and can't get back, I'm hoping to meet up with some of you friendly typed in the triangle field :-)

[cabstar]

Girl in the tent next to us on phone to her friend.

"This place is amazing you have to f**king come here next year!!"

"Last night I was off my tits on ketamine, it was great I had a such a fantastic night, we are so doing this together next year. It will be f**king brilliant!! Love you talk soon"

A few minutes later her fella appeared. Same woman.

"You bastard bringing me to this shit hole, all this farking mud, I hardly got any sleep last night. I hate you, WE are never coming here again!!! Now f**k off & leave me alone!!!"

We where in stitches, heard them bonking though next morning so I guess they got it back together...

[Okky]

[OneLittleFish]

future_shock, on Jul 10 2009, 01:11 PM, said:

Not sure if its been mentioned but after Blur when we were walking out there was a group singing tribute songs to a lobster flag lol.  Can't remember what they were, apart from "my lobster brings all the boys to the yard" but I remember them being amazing.  

Did anyone see the battle between the pig and the donkey near the front before Neil Young came on? There were two distinct crowds, one lot chanting "DON-KEY" and another chanting "P-I-G, P-I-G, HE'S THE ONLY SWINE FOR ME"

Made the hour before shakey was on fly past  

[Okky]

Well ill so i read through this whole thread Funny as f**k

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

After kasabian went off stage and the singing continuted, suddenly I heard it for the first time of the weekend... "DAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" of course A battle of dan had started! Good old AP.

[domharrison]

Someone on the way back from Blur - "I'm sucking on a dead dick!"

[musiclove123]

I find the most interesting random conversations you hear are when you are lying in your tent nodding off to sleep. In 2007 I camped right next to 2 foot paths so heard people chatting constantly. I missed that when I woke up in my own bed when I got home  

Edited by musiclove123, 28 December 2009 - 08:17 PM.

[Derby_Dave]

Girls in tent next to me discussing the demise of MJ.

One girl crying.

Next girl "I know its really sad but for goodness sake pull yourself together."

Laughed my head off.

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nightcrawler13, on 30 June 2009 - 10:09 PM, said:

thank you, i shall return for the 6th coming next june

I hope he does

Bradders, on 30 June 2009 - 10:16 PM, said:

Heard a guy going into the long drops singing - to the tune of going in for a kill by la roux - "I'm going in for a piss" in a flawless high pitched impression. Not bad singing for a gruff drunk bloke!

My sides hurt from that one!


Sorry to drraaagg this one up but I can't sleep and I reckon we'll be needing it in a few days.

[Woppa]

Not a glasto one, but I heard a guy at the gym recently ask his mate what "Rioja" in Spanish was.