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[kaisherz]

young lad to girl at jamie - t>>>> I think she was going to tell him off for spilling beer when bouncing around. before she could say anything....

'Pipe down cod eye, you've got a bad attitude!'

[Staberinde]

This was witnessed by Chockscoffer and Sam (cant remember log in name)

After returning with second load to re-enter the gate, a festy guard was saying,

"Those coming into site, walk to the left, those leaving site, walk to the right"

I kid you not.

[Sam Crawley]

Not so much overheard as was a part of..

Rolf Harris' set, when DJ Manic (?!) came on stage for a bit.

DJM: "When I say Rolf, you say Harris. Rolf?"
Crowd: "HARRIS"
DJM "Rolf?"
Crowd: "HARRIS"
DJM: "When I say DJ, you say Manic. DJ?"
Crowd: "Who?"
DJM "DJ?"
Crowd: "Err.."

[bassface]

IRISHMANC, on Jun 30 2009, 01:53 PM, said:

A young girl on her phone in the stone circle trying to direct someone to her:

"I'm just next to a man stood up with a hat on and he's drinking a can of beer. Can you see me?"

haha. I heard a similar one. Stone circle is packed, its just gone 1am... some fella on the phone getting increasingly frustrated that his friend can't see him:

"I'm at the stone circle... You'll see me, I'm holding a candle."

one of my favourites was the guy walking past the cider bus on thursday night telling anyone who would listen to him that Beyonce Knowles shot Michael Jackson.

[.jay.]

i loved wandering around shitfaced and catching little glimpses of converstations as people passed by.

the two that stick in my head mainly were one girl in front of me saying "my f**king shitty twatty c**ting phone" to which i interjected with "that is some mighty fine sware'age you have going on their very impressive!"

and this incredibly hot girl passing me just as she blurted out "f**kING ANAL!" i was in bits!  

[BlackHole2006]

Sam Crawley, on Jun 30 2009, 03:48 PM, said:

Not so much overheard as was a part of..

Rolf Harris' set, when DJ Manic (?!) came on stage for a bit.

DJM: "When I say Rolf, you say Harris. Rolf?"
Crowd: "HARRIS"
DJM "Rolf?"
Crowd: "HARRIS"
DJM: "When I say DJ, you say Manic. DJ?"
Crowd: "Who?"
DJM "DJ?"
Crowd: "Err.."

Rolf was the best for quotes.

Random Heckler: Go on Rolf!
Rolf: Alright I'm going as fast as I bloody can!

Or

Random Heckler: Rolf do you like my flag?!
Rolf: Shut up I'm trying to explain something

[.jay.]

also about 4am on the way back from trash city a friend of mine catching up to us as I'm camping it up having my photo taken with some firemen he was totally oblivious of the faux homosexual based tomfoolery and asking the firemen  "do you have anything warm for me" and all of us including the firemen falling about laughing.

also the same night my friend telling me he doesn't like it when people wink at him and me turning to this girl and saying "excuse me love can you wink at my friend here he has a weird thing about it" and hr replying "i would love to but i can't wink" and another friend asking her to prove it and her doing this odd blink/grimace at which point he stops her and says "you're right darling you can't wink you just look like an angry pirate" i was still laughing about that 2 days later!

Edited by .jay., 30 June 2009 - 03:48 PM.

[tonyblair]

I asked at one of the information points if Michael Jackson had really died, she said "yes, and Murray won in straight sets..."...

[MieleBee]

Womans voice coming from a tent near our little camp

"That lady gaga, She is a transvestite isn't she?" Everyone within ear shot shout back "YES!"

[Mooglemeg]

overheard two girls say to each other 'if you get lost meet me at the corner where i did that burp last year'

must have been a memorable burp

[alibear]

Already posted elsewhere but here it is again...

Thursday night. While back at our tent stocking up on our booze, the young scamps camping next to us (who were all sound, really) were there too. One came out of his tent and another said to him, 'oi, mate, Michael Jackson's died.' He immediately replied with 'What? I just come out of a K-hole and you tell me that?!' Maybe you had to be there, but it was too funny...

[raw-edge]

I was walking past the Orange chill and charge tent I think it was saturday morning of to get some early grub from one of the vans along towards Jazz World, anyway...

As i was walking along there were 3 guys chatting and clearly dropped into the last bit of their conversation whcih was, who would win out of an Anaconda and a Lion, there was discussion about wether the snake would be able to crush the Lion without geting bitten etc before one of them piped up with something along the lines of

" hang on you said "In the Jungle" Lions don't live in the jungle they are on the Savannahs so this is pointless"

[Filthy]

Abbathehorse, on Jun 30 2009, 01:32 PM, said:

"I hope Rolf dedicates 2 Little Boys to Michael Jackson"

that may have been me

[elfimaju]

Mooglemeg, on Jun 30 2009, 04:57 PM, said:

overheard two girls say to each other 'if you get lost meet me at the corner where i did that burp last year'

must have been a memorable burp

    

[biki]

I heard this conversation between a couple just after Phil Daniels had come on to do parklife with blur-

Bloke: That must be the most famous thing that that bloke will ever be known for
Girl: No, he's an actor too!
Bloke: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah he was in Eastenders
Bloke: Oh, he's not a proper actor then!!

I'm guessing they've never seen Quadrophenia!!

[tijuana_man]

Mooglemeg, on Jun 30 2009, 04:57 PM, said:

overheard two girls say to each other 'if you get lost meet me at the corner where i did that burp last year'

funniest. thing. ever.

[grant5]

three things.


first was during bruce springsteen, when bruce had his gospel moment

Bruce: "we can build a house tonight"

guy beside us, without missing a beat: "i hope he has got planning permission"


second after bruce, two guys from leeds talking about that same speech

"shut up bruce, f**king take it home"


thirdly and finally, the great tom jones, along the lines of ...

Tom Jones: "can everybody hear it alright?"
Crowd: "YES"
Tom Jones: "someone tell the sound guy to turn it up, they cant hear it"

[Donnababycatcher]

me and my daughter walking through crowd with 6ft inflatable penis when a girl about 9 asked her parents what it was, they pretended not to hear her and carried on talking she asked again and they said it was a balloon oh she said I thought it was a cock....

I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself  

[greenfairy43]

The funniest thing I heard this year was at the Cider Bus, when the owner or a reputed festival website told me, nay insisted that U2 were the Special Guests lined up for one of the Park Stage gigs.  

[BobCarolgees]

grant5, on Jun 30 2009, 06:49 PM, said:

thirdly and finally, the great tom jones, along the lines of ...

Tom Jones: "can everybody hear it alright?"
Crowd: "YES"
Tom Jones: "someone tell the sound guy to turn it up, they cant hear it"

We were watching Tom from the side near the loo's and the ice cream van and the sound was appalling as in we couldn't hear it......... Tom was fab!