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[FunkyDenz]

The monorail joke might initially appear cliquey, however I read a post asking a question about it, and after reading the first two tongue in cheek answers, I understood the joke.

It works as a funny forum joke rather than alienating newbies and being a cliquey joke.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

You know I blame Neil for my mental condition. I was supposed to be in a psychotherapy group to deal with my confidence and relationship issues, but instead I stayed here and post whored on the internet.




There are a few truths in there somewhere, but I will let you lot worry about that


Bloody cats

[pezzypops]

dr_billy, on Jun 15 2009, 09:43 PM, said:

My tu'pennies worth on English usage.

Linguistic snobbery aint too nice, but:

i h8 ppl lk u who us txt spk

Fortunately don't see too much of this on here.

i agree about h8ting txt speek. not conducive to a pleasant reading experience imho; i think people on here are a bit more grown-up than kids who have had mobiles all their lives. i got my first mobile when i was 19 and it didn't have the ability to text... and our dad would wake us up an hour before we went to bed in a box on the M1 and give us our breakfast of gravel and rainwater and send us to work for 35 hours a day... tell kids these days that and they won't believe you!

dr_billy, on Jun 15 2009, 09:43 PM, said:

I love the way threads go off topic, kind of an evolution of its own, and have been invlved in some thread hijacking and diversion. In my defence I have yet to start a thread on anything irrelevant, or indeed to start a thread.

I have not posted a picture of a cat either, but hat is more due to technical incompetence than anything else.

Also, doesn't Neil go off topic now and then? Telling Lily is the princess to go for a w@nk springs to mind.

i think neil is ok if a thread goes off topic if it was glasto-related to begin with, just not if its OT from the start.

i think you should pop your thread-starting cherry, doc! go on, start one now

[pezzypops]

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Does anyone know what the policy is on refunds if my second cousins pet maraset catches Flying Pig Flu??

[Superfly1967]

Rufus Gwertigan, on Jun 15 2009, 11:12 PM, said:

Does anyone know what the policy is on refunds if my second cousins pet maraset catches Flying Pig Flu??

Space Corps Directive 699?

[Toilet Duck]

pezzypops, on Jun 15 2009, 10:54 PM, said:

i agree about h8ting txt speek. not conducive to a pleasant reading experience imho; i think people on here are a bit more grown-up than kids who have had mobiles all their lives. i got my first mobile when i was 19 and it didn't have the ability to text... and our dad would wake us up an hour before we went to bed in a box on the M1 and give us our breakfast of gravel and rainwater and send us to work for 35 hours a day... tell kids these days that and they won't believe you!

...bizzarely, the only person who ever texts me in text speak is my mother! (and she's in her 60's)...I'm not quite sure where she picked it up from, as nobody else in the family would ever use it...I find it quite amusing sometimes trying to figure out what exactly she's trying to say....I often have to ring just to get the text translated.

[Bluearsedfly]

robith, on Jun 15 2009, 05:17 PM, said:

it's = it is

its = possesive of it

edit: people beat me to it, but it's the only grammar rule that I always get 100% correct!

Cock = Robith.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Superfly1967, on Jun 15 2009, 11:26 PM, said:

Space Corps Directive 699?

people may leave quarantine after 5 days??

[pezzypops]

Toilet Duck, on Jun 15 2009, 10:34 PM, said:

...bizzarely, the only person who ever texts me in text speak is my mother! (and she's in her 60's)...I'm not quite sure where she picked it up from, as nobody else in the family would ever use it...I find it quite amusing sometimes trying to figure out what exactly she's trying to say....I often have to ring just to get the text translated.

my mum doesn't know how to do punctuation so she just sends me a stream of words which i have to decipher

[Billy09]

pezzypops, on Jun 15 2009, 09:54 PM, said:

i agree about h8ting txt speek. not conducive to a pleasant reading experience imho; i think people on here are a bit more grown-up than kids who have had mobiles all their lives. i got my first mobile when i was 19 and it didn't have the ability to text... and our dad would wake us up an hour before we went to bed in a box on the M1 and give us our breakfast of gravel and rainwater and send us to work for 35 hours a day... tell kids these days that and they won't believe you!


i think neil is ok if a thread goes off topic if it was glasto-related to begin with, just not if its OT from the start.

i think you should pop your thread-starting cherry, doc! go on, start one now

What you think? How about I start one about what the weather will be like, go down well?

Think I may just wait until I have dreamt up the thread to end all threads. Save myself for that special moment.

[Toilet Duck]

dr_billy, on Jun 15 2009, 11:50 PM, said:

What you think? How about I start one about what the weather will be like, go down well?

Think I may just wait until I have dreamt up the thread to end all threads. Save myself for that special moment.

...go for swine flu!

[pezzypops]

dr_billy, on Jun 15 2009, 10:50 PM, said:

What you think? How about I start one about what the weather will be like, go down well?

Think I may just wait until I have dreamt up the thread to end all threads. Save myself for that special moment.

that's how people end up being 60 year old spinsters with 12 cats!

just get it over and done with, its nasty and messy and quick and not very good the first time but once you've done it a few times it'll be second nature.

Edited by pezzypops, 15 June 2009 - 11:04 PM.

[Billy09]

pezzypops, on Jun 15 2009, 11:03 PM, said:

that's how people end up being 60 year old spinsters with 12 cats!

just get it over and done with, its nasty and messy and quick and not very good the first time but once you've done it a few times it'll be second nature.

Is there some kind of protection I should use to avoid unwanted after effects?

I mean some of these posters, you don't know where they've been.

[pezzypops]

just keep away from rufus, he's an enormous whore.

[fur_q]

[xploit]

Sorry for any random topics i may have started but hey, it maybe down to the excitement of my first ever glasto!!

w00p w00p sorry w00p!