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First off, we have Snuffles! His favourite food is cucumber, he enjoys long drives in the evening and hopes to play for the England Guinea pig football team once he has reached the age of two (in human years).
Next off we have pedro looking sharp in a little blue number. He enjoys evenings out in the garden and is a fully qualified mining technician. His biggist wish is for world peace and a new chew stick.
Here are sisters Trixy and Jade. They only eat the finest fresh fruit and insist that their water bottle is changed every day. Dispite this they are very down to earth and spend their free time performing charity work and taking part in fun runs.
Aww, look who it is! It's little smiley and his mum, Patch. He seems a lil shy but in private he is a right chatterbox.
Next up we have Cleopatra. Cleo here has a fantastic white coat and loves to spend winter in Aspen, both for the social scene but also because she blends in well with the snow. We'll leave her to her lettuce.
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And who do we have here? Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? No it's super Guinea! No one knows his secret identity but guinea pigkind owes a great deal to his fearless bravery! Bravo to that fine guinea, we salute you!
