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[sam12betsy]

i talked to an american who was drawing a picture for his wife who was back home. she'd sent it to him by the power of thought. he showed it me. it was a love pie. drawn in great detail. i feel i know her. am going for a lie down now

[staffsknot]

You sure it wasn't space cake he was drawing?

[ivan]

I met two girls from Doncaster in the Carling Bar outside the arena early Saturday evening.

This was the conversation

"What time is Amy Winehouse on ? "
So I told them
"Where is she playing?"
Main Stage
"Where is that ?"
Have you not been into  the main arena yet ?
No !

[xxtinkerbellxx]

Mine was probably someone asked me what my job  was and i said a slave then harry or his son replied "a sex slave?" and i was refered to as a sex slave for the rest of the weekened lol  

[divawales77]

xxtinkerbellxx, on Aug 26 2008, 11:43 PM, said:

Mine was probably someone asked me what my job  was and i said a slave then harry or his son replied "a sex slave?" and i was refered to as a sex slave for the rest of the weekened lol  

I was asked if i was the girl on the toilet!! I was only recognised as i was sat down apparently lmao!!! thanks Gash  

[amy246]

We had a random conversation with some guy during the Zutons about Winehouse.

Him: Did you see Amy Winehouse? She was a right mess.
Me: Yep, she'd have been better off not turning up
Him: Even i could have done a better job, at least i know the words and i would have even looked better in the outfit as well!
His mate: Trust me he has the legs for it
Him: So they should have booked me on stage, i would have been a million times better, i would have even looked the part
Me: What about the eyeliner and beehive?
Him: I'll do them too (turns to female friend) you have eyeliner don't you? (she laughs and nods) sorted!!
*everyone laughs for a min then it goes quiet*
Him: I can even walk in heels!

  

[kookye]

I was waiting for Prodigy to start, guy next to me started chatting to us (as gis gf had passed out on him) turns out he knew the guys from Muse! he showed me his all access pass andp pics on the phone etc...he wanted to go and watch them buy as his Mrs was unconcious he couldn't leave her!!

[polarbearcow]

I had this messed up bloke wander up to me half naked and put his arm round me:

him: Alright mate, my names Robin
Me: erm hi there Robin how are you?
Him: Do I look like a Cnut (tricky anagram for you all there)?
Me: What?
Him: Do I look like a cnut?
Me: Do you...
Him: My mates say I look like a cnut do you think I do? I'm spangled.
Me: I think you look fcuked (another one for you)
Him: But not a cnut?
Me: (thinking yes, your mates might have a point) No not so much a cnut but you are fukced
Him: That's alright then see you later

and he wanders off. I agree with his mates.

[ashcoates]

divawales77, on Aug 27 2008, 01:41 AM, said:

I was asked if i was the girl on the toilet!! I was only recognised as i was sat down apparently lmao!!! thanks Gash  

Hey!! you posted the picture!! That was the only picture I'd ever seen of you so we had to put the two together!!

I was listening to two lads talking in a tent behind ours and one was trying to explain to the other how gangs of polar bears get together to attack Seals! It was hilarious

How do you get into a conversation about that at a festival!!

[kibble]

Erm mine was, Don't go out with someone when your 15 because you'll end up married to them for 22 years. Right in front of his face :S

And offerd me and my mate Fags,booze and Maj. I said No and she was like ah that's ok Im a mom too.

I was like Yes, Yes I do agree.

[PaulysGone]

Drunken Scally - " Got a spare fag mate?"
Me - "No Sorry"
Drunken Scally then kneels down in front of where Im sitting and says "Can I have a piss?"
Me - "What?"
Drunken Scally - "Can I sit down here and have a piss?"
Me - "I'd rather you didnt."
Drunken Scally then proceeds to have a piss whilst rolling a fag with his other hand whilst asking me if I come from Newcastle. I dont. Im Welsh. The end.

[Mellowfella]

polarbearcow, on Aug 27 2008, 10:58 AM, said:

I had this messed up bloke wander up to me half naked and put his arm round me:

him: Alright mate, my names Robin
Me: erm hi there Robin how are you?
Him: Do I look like a Cnut (tricky anagram for you all there)?
Me: What?
Him: Do I look like a cnut?
Me: Do you...
Him: My mates say I look like a cnut do you think I do? I'm spangled.
Me: I think you look fcuked (another one for you)
Him: But not a cnut?
Me: (thinking yes, your mates might have a point) No not so much a cnut but you are fukced
Him: That's alright then see you later

and he wanders off. I agree with his mates.

Hillarious!

I think my strangest conversation ( of sorts ) would be at The Amnesty festival of Youth at Milton Keynes in 1988.

Saturday afternoon, quite drunk, bit Spangly; me and my Mate lamp are hungry and find a noodle Bar. We score some Noodles and Beer and are stood about eating when I hear growling. Im a bit confused anyway but when I look down there is " a person of diminished stature " at my feet growling.

Me- Alright little fella? Are you Lost?
P.O.D.S- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Me- Are you Hungry? Do you want some Noodles?
P.O.D.S- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Me- Angry little fella aint ya,
P.O.D.S- ( punches me straight in the Nuts ) You're stood on my F***in Foot.

[staffsknot]

Weirdest conversation at V2007 after the amazing set by The Killers, everyone watcing flame TV (bbq fire) laughing and drinking Stellas or Magners, with a group of mates and some random tent neighbours and their mates. Slowly the conversation goes from standard topics of music and festivals, Peter Kay and the like to this:
Gaz (Random bloke 1): "You know statistically one of us should be gay by the time we're 21"
Als: "They say a man's only 3 pints away from being gay!"
Everyone now looks at each other and slowly focus on the only man wearing flip-flops with bleached blonde hair (random guy 2 - Baz)
Baz: "I'm not gay!"
Me: "Can you talk louder we can't hear you through the closet door!"
Baz: "Why can't you be gay"
Me: "I made it to 25 and through 7 Magners so it can't be me..."
Baz: "We'll I'm only 20."
Gaz: "Got another year then"
Everyone starts randomly laughing and then we move back onto stupid topics like what superhero power would you want and random sketches from comedy shows like Max and Paddy. I love V Festival.

[doobie ninja]

while walking down the track outside the main arena some women said to me....."excuse me, aren't you my neighbour?"

It was a women who lives one door away from me and has done for about 6 months, but we've never spoken and barely even seen each other..........yet we bumped in to each other among 50,000 people. (aint even seen her since V)

Edited by doobie ninja, 03 September 2008 - 03:55 PM.

[bekimo]

Oh there were so many.  How can I chose just one?  I suppose, there was when we realised that PaulyD was our campsite neighbour, and he introduced himself and his brother.  Said his little brother was quite shy.  To which my half baked cousin said, "Would you like us to break him in?!"  I was quite speechless for several minutes!
Only random really, because it is so very rare that I am lost for words!

B x

[redfan1971]

BEST CONVERSATION AT V2008

Random Bod to us: Do you mind moving your tent so we can be next to our mates?

Me: You can fcuk right off.

[gedkelly]

i got the best ever text while at V last year it went
" we are at the giant yorkshire pudding watching Girls Aloud "
fantastic