Whether true or not, I enjoyed reading these tales. Thanks for posting. Heading back to the UK this year for a holiday and this will be my first Glastonbury since 2017. Reading these stories it's the anticipation and excitement of knowing what goes on behind the fence that's getting me excited and keeping me reading.
Also it is reminding me of my teenage years and early 20's. Bestival 2011 was the first festival I blagged my way in to although the blag was organised by my friends, and although risky was a lot simpler than scampering through woods and climbing fences. One of the boys got hold of an email address from someone at the festival. He created a new email address pretending to be someone called Simon (I think from memory) from The Cure's record label. He emailed and basically said he wanted to send a few interns down to the festival for whatever reason. We arrived there, stepped up to the ticket office, said who we were and were given festival wristbands with camping in separate camping area. No questions asked. Ended up camping next to Maya Jane Coles and a couple of her mates.
One or two of the boys tried this again the following year and we're caught out. They got a bit of a grilling but were let go and ended up buying spare tickets to join the rest of us who had paid for 2012.
We also did similar for the first Wilderness festival. I think about 10 of us got in without paying a penny.