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fatyeti24
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The Good Lord Eavis presents no greater peril than that of misplacing one's passout ticket and thus having to spend some time in a portacabin explaining that, honestly, you were just twatted last night and don't even know where your trousers are, let alone the contents of their pockets.
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The Popbitch take:
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Apologies if this has already been posted here, I've just seen it. From Popbitch.
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Is this the 'surprising twist'?
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This story may have faded from this morning's headlines, but we're surely not too far from the next scandal. I have no insider knowledge, but that's the way things are with our prime minister.
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May I inform the prime minister that what this particular member of the public wants to hear is a news report of him fucking the fuck off.
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That's it.
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Anyone just see Newsnight? Peter Bone giving the worst defence of Johnson since the last time Fabricant was on. It's just comedy at this point.
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And such a lovely smile too. When he was reminded to do so.
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Yep. Hilariously. It couldn't have been any other way.
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It's all he's got.
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BRING YOUR OWN BOOS!
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I don't know where to begin with that. The shoes, probably, but still..
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It's been two days and I still can't stop laughing that we have a Prime Minister who refers to himself, or at least allows himself to be referred to, as "big dog". Maybe it's time for him to visit the vets and have his bollocks cut off, although that ship has probably sailed already.
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It would depend if the BBC was still a national broadcaster with a cultural remit, I suppose. Otherwise they'd save the cash they'd usually spend on broadcasting the festival and just stick on back to back repeats of Mrs Brown's Boys, which would probably get more viewers.
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Leave him alone, guys. He's doing his best. Actually, don't leave him alone. But this is his best.
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Plus, they're both too thick to either challenge or lead.
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Thing with Johnson is that of you don't like these scandals, he has others. Might as well let him remain in charge and take as much blame for as many crises as possible before the new broom comes in a sweeps them to election victory in a couple of years.
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It's a lovely day for it.
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They've broken Boris! Anyone seen Rishi? Is he there?
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Michael Fabricant was wheeled out on R5 earlier. The producers must love him at times of crisis. "Who can we get to come on who'll make things worse?" "That guy who looks like Boris has been left too close to the heater"
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The thing I really love about Johnson is that you know, no matter what he says or how things seem, that the next self made crisis is just around the corner. This is the pay off for those of us who've sat through his shit show for the last two+ years.
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"Prime Minister, did you attend a party in your own back garden, that people saw you at and that you were actually at?" "I can't say anything about that as it's being investigated" When your best line of defence is that you're under investigation, things are not ideal.
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It's non of my business and nothing to do with me to be fair, yet its all I've heard all weekend! The earth is burning but that's not as important as a visa dispute half the world away. Fuck that, and double fuck Farage.
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