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Poster in Peckham now

Led Zeppelin are playing? edit: ffs i'm dumb

If the question is genuine then it's the festival's opportunity to announce its edition to the world. Should be a mix of new and established acts across a bunch of different genres that would cause the most excitement and retain the festival's status as a contemporary cultural mecca. Amyl and the Sniffers are on there because they're a new Aussie pub rock band who have found themselves making their name and playing good-sized venues worldwide. And they're first because of the alphabet, as has been mentioned. Not being funny but Fatboy Slim's appearance at the festival is a given anyway, and unless he's doing something out of the ordinary then publishing that he's playing would be a waste of letters on the festival's first statement. Arguably same with Glade headliners who play on a three-year rotation as well. Saying that, I don't think anyone uninterested would be annoyed by Layo and Bushwacka being on the first poster.

There are more than three colours...

Mik doesn't look so Artistik in comparison

At least it wouldn't be 'Dance Fever' at any rate.

Spooky new website front. https://contact.arcadefire.com/ New logo. If you click the little "WE" eyeball person there's some music playing - apparently 'WE' is spelt out in Morse code by the bloops. "WE" was used in those postcards as well. Some people are theorising that it means 'Watchful Eye' but seems a bit too on-the-nose. + Apparently this was spotted in Stoke Newington, of all places.

Lists them as their 'only European concert' I believe, which is thrown out with any gig they do. Still, they won't be at Glastonbury. They're the sorta size that they would have been on the poster. And a secret set would be pretty odd as things go - what with most normies probably having forgotten about them in the decade since they released anything. Anyway, roll on next week! Also thanks @Gilgamesh69 for the heads up.

TWIABP&IANLATDD

Mouth full of crisps?

Also to come in here and guess at any big name who is rumoured to have dates lmao

Probably a safe bet every Monday.

Sometimes all I think about is Muse Globalist in the middle of June

No. I never said they were a Black Country, New Road fan.

An Idles fan, a Fontaines DC fan and a Murder Capital fan walks into a bar.

I listened to 11 of the 12 songs on Joy As An Act of Resistance earlier… Not Great.

How do Idles like their steak?

Jack White 2022

You’ll be used to standing in front of idiots with shit hats from your Ride concerts anyway.

Yeah I think that’s like 80% of the Glastonbury audience.

Tour is almost bigger than Wolf Alice’s at this point isn’t it? And Lorde’s. Phoebe to sub (alongside Elbow).

Only if they start the set with Don’t Stop

Can you ask them how they got that Insta handle off of Purple Aki?