Yoghurt on a Stick

As far as I can recall, the only 'items' that I have bought from a Glastonbury non food and drink stall were those small tin candle powered boats.* I have bought many of those boats and have lost them all. They were never in my possession for very long before they went the way of the previous boats. Where they all sailed off to I know not. * - With the exception of buying some mushrooms (legally) from a stall holder one year.

So, you have a trusty Lenor bottle. I have used and then recycled in the past. Those bottles are made for the job. Filling them with detergent first is the only way that 'they' could get those bottles to us, without raising the attention of 'them'.

Not so sure

I have ran out of upvotes. How did I forget the mighty Lenor bottle? The Lenor bottle beats the milk bottle any day of the week. It has to be a big Lenor bottle though. Being a big drinker there are times at a festival when one could urinate for ones country.

Excellent result. Don't open it. Then again, maybe you'll have to, to stop the 'not knowing' kind of a thing. I hope that you aren't fretting over it like I am.

I didn't know about that. Then again, I haven't got my ear to the ground on all things Glastonbury.

You could hire out your services to farmers, as the 'Fastest Muck Spreader In The West'.

I posted in the firm belief that the meme could be tolerated by all. I apologized in case that was not the position. That said, there was a fleeting moment where I did question posting the meme. I've had a smoke and my brain's flying around the place so I kind of shot from the hip.

I would bet a lot of money that you are correct in that statement. I was 99% the way there to send a message myself. There will be people who went that extra 1%.

Sorry about the above @Bike_Like_A_Mum

A bit like this then; https://tenor.com/view/725-gif-18796781

I must confess that I have been very tempted to write to them via the ebay messaging system. In fact, I did do a draft message to them on the ebay site, but then thought 'better not'. I dislike avarice.

I'd use a much stronger term than idiotic. So, the bar on sale on ebay is £2.01 more than you can buy it from an Oxfam shop, and then they want you to pay another £3.50 P & P on top! And all that to get a bar that they have already opened and checked. I'd call them c**ts myself.

You've got to be a very special kind of weapon to do something like that.

Reminds me of the time that I got a mouthful of horrible water from the defrosting tray of a defrosted freezer, using the siphoning method. I'm actually toying with the idea of buying one of these myself https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374760288099?chn=ps&_ul=GB&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1-MctOgleRmiB4Z1B47bYpg25&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=710-134428-41853-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=374760288099&targetid=1647205089240&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=1006562&poi=&campaignid=17206177401&mkgroupid=136851690655&rlsatarget=aud-1641271186540:pla-1647205089240&abcId=9300866&merchantid=586278570&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwrIixBhBbEiwACEqDJUq6BIdHJ3O_Plrb5UeGhDoQXi0-c9Nqb2sfYFSG8dxpOWRk6x-h2RoCTFQQAvD_BwE There's some overgrown waste ground at the rear of my garden where I might set up an irrigation system to grow a certain type of plant. I grew 7 plants there a couple of years ago and got a fine haul from them. Now somebody has given me 20 seeds to grow. If I set up the system then it would mean less trips into the almost jungle that is the unused land.