mrtourette

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  1. Football 2015/16

    He's admitted to kissing and encouraging the relationship with a view to more (which I guess is grooming in a nutshell). Until more comes out you need to be very careful throwing words like 'paedo' and 'nonce' about. Even if he is guilty he's still a million miles away from fuckers like Ian Watkins. It doesn't make it right, and he's clearly a shitbag, but there's a massive difference between doing it because she's 15 or doing it in spite of the fact she's 15 (although ultimately not in the eyes of the law).
  2. Lineup 2016

    When assessing R&L headliners, just accept the fact that of any list it's always going to be the most depressing option that's the most likely.
  3. Football 2015/16

    Fucking hell there's some seriously ropey behaviour exposed in those tweets. "She had an enormous crush on him. He was her absolute hero. She idolised him," prosecutor says of Adam Johnson girl, 15 In being a Sunderland fan that bad that you have to idolise Adam Johnson? Seriously though will be interesting to see if he's just another dirtbag footballer who doesn't see anything wrong with flirting with a young fan just under the age of consent while his pregnant missus is at home or whether this is just a glimpse of a seriously darker side.
  4. Headliners 2016

    I think the bottom line is that the Beatles never once asked Geoff Hurst or Nobby Stiles to rap on one of their songs.
  5. Headliners 2016

  6. Public indemnity insurance - a question

    It's both. I agree for discussion, but I think it's designed for facts that can be easily checked but that people can't be bothered to research so expect someone else to do the same or more work to answer than it would have originally taken. I think Dave Gorman did a skit about it, where people post questions like "when is the next leap year" or "how many days are in November" when if they just typed that question into the search engine it would bring up the answer immediately without having to wait for someone else to answer or wasting their time to do so.
  7. Headliners 2016

    It's funny because it's not how you would expect Sven Magnusson to behave. 
  8. Headliners 2016

    And you claim not to like Radiohead? You sound exactly like a Radiohead fan.
  9. Public indemnity insurance - a question

    Yes it's an in-joke for people who are aware of what google or a search engine is and how to use one.
  10. Headliners 2016

    If you can lose some respect for him then you already had too much in the first place.
  11. Headliners 2016

    Yeah as it plays on the stereotypes and discrimination of the listener you could insert any misrepresented ethnicity or social group. 
  12. Headliners 2016

    I would strongly suggest that if Coldplay were to headline that the production of jizz on an industrial scale at the point that they take to the stage would be the only appropriate action.
  13. Headliners 2016

    Good for? Have you ever tried mopping up jizz with more jizz? I swear jizz is actually a jizz-repellent, and only pushes away any further jizz that you are trying to mop up.
  14. Lineup 2016

    It's flimsy but given the number of festival nowadays it's probably harder/too expensive to lock an act down as a 'true' exclusive. As being announced is what gives punters the most opportunity to choose another festival to see that act that's probably what they work to avoid, as a compromise if they can't properly lock down the act. An even flimsier compromise would be that they can be announced for another festival but not until a certain period after the announcement for the first festival. There will still be times when sales are affected as someone will see a secret/unannounced set and that may negate the need to buy a ticket to see the act at the festival they're announced for, but I'd image that's far less common that having the information about multiple appearances up front when you're choosing which festival to go to. 
  15. Public indemnity insurance - a question

    I disagree, lmgtfy will always be amusing.