1. Despite what I have thought in the past, I can actually get sunburn!

2. Jager and red bull is not a valid substitute for a bowl of corn flakes, but it makes for an interesting morning

3. Carling, when ice cold, isnt as bad as I once thought

4. Chips Onions and Curry Sauce is the best drunken munch ever

5. My Tartan all over poncho is the best ice breaker into covnersations with randoms, jealous of how warm I am

6. There is always time to watch the Cuban Brothers

7. Guys from Wigan cannot handle their vodka

8. 2 hour "Power naps" never work out that way....bastard

9. Pure Oxygen is the most pointless thing ever

10. Despite popular belief, peeing when wasted, can be done!

1. Macaroni and cheese in small bowls is decptively filling

2. I *can* make it back to my tent after a ridiculous amount of whiskey. I just can't remember how...

3. You can never find a midget when you're looking for one

4. Few people own leprechaun outfits

5. Pimms and lemonade tastes like juice

6. Chips and curry sauce taste nicer in a field than they do from my local chippy

7. Spending a weekend in a tent with mostly people I've never met before can be MUCH more fun than camping out with folk I know. Like that hoor I had to share with at T in the Park last year.

8. Valium and earplugs. Are a godsend on Sunday night.

9. When lying in the gorgeous sun all day, turning over is a good idea...

1.Not eating for 3 days is a bad idea
2.suntan lotion is a must when lying out in the blazing sun
3.Not sleeping for 3 days is also a bad idea

Pimms and Lemonade is the berries!!!

I never realised it was so good!

Not eating for 3 days is a really really bad idea

you suffer the days after this

not taking the tuesday off work is even worse probably the worst idea i ever had

going to rockness this year was the best idea i've had all year

great wkend :0

*Pimms = awesome

*People (that I didn't want to bump into) can still recognise me with my massive sunglasses on

*over the counter medication on top of other stuff is a bad idea

*the I love sausage flag was indeed too big to steal

*an eye mask and some earplugs were essential for that whole 2 hours sleep I got over the weekend

*pitching your tent on a hill must be done a certain way

*'When at Rockness' is not an excuse for doing absolutely anything and everything

Its still possible to drink yourself to a standstill!!

im able to leave a trail of frothy carling spew for at least 200 yrds

1. Rockness shits on T in the Park....can't believe im saying that as i loved T but its fact!
2. Rizla stage is genius!
3. Going with folk you dont see too often is far better than going with folk you see all the time!
4. I will DEFO be back!

I saw a guy leg it with the I love sausage flag on sunday night....was pissing myself thinking what he'd think when he relisesed he's waving a flag that says he's loves the sausage pmsl

I learned how to dance the Gay Gordon. Kinda

Annie Nightingale rocks!

1. I can't drink my own weight in Carlsberg, no matter how hard I try.
2. Cage The Elephant are better than sex.
3. Sunburn effing kills.
4. Underworld are a wee bit over-rated.
5. Scots are possibly the friendliest people ever when pissed / high.
6. Vegetarianism doesn't taste that bad.
7. Biodegradable tent pegs are shite.
8. Vodka jelly before putting up a tent is a bad idea.
9. Paul doesn't half talk some shit, but in the nicest way possible.
10. Girls in tartan mini-skirts look hot.

oi oi tommy, it was nice to meet you m8, see you at wickerman no doubt

i bought the tee. its amazin

1. Punch after tents are up on a Friday afternoon is maybe not the best plan.

2. We should never be rude to street pastors.

3. Practice putting pop up tent away before the Monday after a festival.

4. Bollywood isn't like i thought!!

5. Arena wine is mank!

6. Dance offs are better than drinking games.

7. Wasted people talk a lot of crap, funny tho, well for the first hour.(he talked for about 6!!)

8. Yummy boyfriends turning up to suprise you on Sunday is best of all

aaaw, did you not learn anythin there wi me

like???
all you learnt was about sausages

better??

there is such a thing as too much booze

comedowns at festivals are not good

dj yoda is f**kin top

haggis neeps and tatties is a good festival munch

bacardi breezers do get you drunk if you have hunners of them

clean portaloos do exist

my boyfriend looks very hot in a straw hat

i like wearing my hair in pigtails

scotch eggs get soggy after a few days in a tent

tripping at a festival isn’t good

fatboy slim is shite

i also learned that it is possible to rip wellies.

DJ Yoda's VJ set is the best thing since sliced bread.

agreed.

1. Going on the friday with the intention of taking it easy till the saturday never works
2. Flat caps are the way forward
3. Never spill poppers on your sleeping bag
4. Avoid campers with megaphones
5. Pete Tong is immense
6. Boys Noize is even more immense
7. You cant teach an old dog new tricks (FBS, monster, AGAIN!?!?)
8. Morgans & Coke is the best drink ever!

1.) Festival toilets don't always have to look like hell
2.) Payin a few quid extra will pay dividends on your guts at a later time
3.) Cans of Gin & Tonic are great for Breakfast
4.) DJ Yoda's VJ set is unmissable
5.) The Dewaele Brothers (Soulwax/2Many DJs) are geniuses
6.) I love goin to festivals with my girlfriend
7.) Thinkin you'll be ok to go back to work on the Tuesday never really happens.

1. Going to a festival with an over active thyroid is not really a good plan
2. When indulging in poppers do not get the liquid up your nose, it is NOT pleasant.
3. I adore cider.
4. Going to a festival with a boy is sooo much better than going with vain girls.
5. I really like Lottie.
6. Rockness is a must even if the line up isnt great, its still tremendous

1. Once tent is set-up, Vodka! dont sit and have cider when u realised uve had the whole case and feel nothing
2. Go with folk u know are a great laugh, not a massive group o folk u kinda know, who end being dull as hell!
2. Soulwax tent is my new home!
3. I sweat faster than a fat man on a treadmill
4. 7 cheesebugers in 1 night is not a good way to set up ur stomach for the sat & sun.
5. I love russians who are stoned out there minds!
6. Inflatable sofas are hard to get out of!