So who does it ? or is man enough to admit it ?

eh!!!

Urination, also known as micturition, voiding, and, more rarely, emiction, is the process of disposing urine from the urinary bladder through the urethra to the outside of the body. In healthy adults, the process of urination is under voluntary control; in infants and individuals with neurological injury, urination may occur as an involuntary reflex.

hope this clears things up x

i no what you meant gadz peeing yourself theres no need doesnt matter where u are (only allowances being if you are severly intoxicated or under the influence or if you have some medical condition) NO NEED!!!

ok well il keep my storys to myself as people may be put off

good idea, agreed though this is completely unacceptable and there is no need for it at all.

It has gone on for 1000s of years totally natural

Tell everyone the story!!!!

this has to be the strangest thread i have read in a long time

Is this going to be some sort of golden showers type thread that ends in an efestival skat-a-thon?

naa no way hozzzzay ! i will be ridiculed heckeled and stoned in streets x

Ill tell it for you.

He was in the crowd at a festival and he pished himself cos he was too drunk/lazy/stoned (delete as appropriate) to go to a loo like a civilized person.

Did i nail it?

na you couldnt have been further from it i was crowd surfing iat woodstock stood on the shoulders of a 8ft women weed all over the crowd including hendrix that was in the middle of a 3 min riff blow up his amp he then ran over the top of the crowd and we had a huge wrestling match on top of the crowd no body in the crowd noticed we then made up and i came on stage with him and clapped my hands along ... weeing in the crowd ... proberbly the best thing you can do in the world .... skol x

think this could be the equivalent of last years mung-a-thon?

You're aiming for legendary status like robert and KANKLES aren't you!!

did u have acid in ur cereal today?

maybe it is KANKLES

haha not to my knowledge a had cottege cheese on rivita as im doing a run at the end of this month and need to get fit !

I dunno, possibility, but is KANKLES from Leeds??

mibbe just a relation, cousin perhaps?

your mistaking me my friends

i think KANKLES may be from wherever the heck he wants, although he calls the moon home

hey ! its rude to whisper i am here ! who is this person you all speak off ? was he somewhat cherished in the forum ???

No, he's a complete trumpet.

No, he's a complete trumpet. So much so i posted twice.

cherished, no, wierd, yes
he pops up with his stories of jobby pens from time to time, he's not been about for ages

Edit: hes not been on since April, so some sort of shit post should be coming up soon

so why do you compare a wierdo to me im offended !

sorry

his posts are a bit wierd though, not in a bad way

we must apologise, a werdo would go on about p*ssing himself at concerts now, wouldnt he?......

mmmm!!! let me think

its ok the dent in my personality will re surface

I must say i do miss the occasional KANKLES story. They are fairly entertaining sometimes.

a never said id pissed myself at a concert, i was asking if anyone else had, and people assumed i had weed my pants before, how rude !

weird, but best post for a while!

lol, not quite up there with the old piss throwing thread a few months back. think that led to a conversation of throwing piss at scouting for girls if they headlined the NME stage

Don't listen to them Max22...KANKLES is legendary. A good man, just misunderstood!

Dont worry max, everyone on here are just too self-conscious and won't admit that they have had a bit of leakage whilst watching their favourite band.
It's completely normal and also encouraged whilst watching Scouting For Girls, so carry on mate.

yeeea see thats more like it ! thanks friend !

I went to see Oasis in Aberdeen with my mate from school and we were only 15 at the time. We drank loads of lager and had a couple of spliffs on the bus on the way there, then when Oasis were on my mate spewed ALL over this guys back, I mean proper exorcist style. Well, because the guy was bouncing around so much and everyone was packed so tight, he didnt notice so me and my mate scooted over a couple of places to the left and carried on moshing like nothing had ever happened.

Is that the sort of story you were after except replacing pish with spew?

hey do me a favour find me one of your favourite quotes from him and post it on here i wana see cheers

thats him ?

No thats BaladoBaybees own highlights.

yeah, theres better ones but i cant be arsed looking

thanks for lookin yea a bit wierd wouldnt lock him up or nothin like

wot a lot of pish......

100% true

I poured a can a stella on my cock.
I wrote a rude word on my mates tent with the jobbie i just done.
when i was lying back watching biffy clyro there was a pizza box with food in it so i took a bit.
i was kidding onto to people i was a retard and slabbering down my mouth and shit.
i fooled this dumb bird into thinking my mate was the razorlight drummer and she got a photo took with him.

He's obviously a genius.

That surely tae christ doesny happen i mean what kinda of a thread is this?????!!!!

are you a yaa or a naa then ?