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  1. 12 points
    YES!!! 515 people voted for me and we still have a majority on our Community Council. The big problem is we now have a Tory on our County Council and on the Community Council. This person fought a dirty campaign in which she jumped on local improvements fought for by hard working Labour Councillors and claimed credit for them in her own leaflets. I worked my socks off canvassing for 7 weeks after commuting home 40 minutes from work. I promise you I will never try to use my position to get into the Golden Circle of a Taylor Swift concert, meet her backstage away from her heavies or anything of the sort.
  2. 11 points
    No frozen anything. Gonna be a heatwave.
  3. 11 points
    Co-Worker - "Are you going to Glastonbury again this year" Me - "Absolutely!" Co-Worker - "How much is it these days?" Me - "Ticket is about £240" Co-Worker - "Fucking hell! What? And you pay that?" Me - "Yes. And about 180,000 others. Would probably pay more too" Co-Worker - "See you fucking coming..." Me - "Are you still going to see Bruno Mars this weekend?" Co-Worker - "Yes, he's ace" Me - "How much is the ticket?" Co-Worker - "£100" Me - "Ah, I see" Also: Co-Worker - "Are you going to Glastonbury this year" Me - "Yes" Co-Worker - "Yeah, me and my mate are going to go. We're getting our tickets on payday" Me - "They sold out in October and the in the re-sale in April" Co-Worker - "I'll get one off Stubhub or one of those places" Me - "Ah, I see"
  4. 8 points
    Hose the garden down every day for a month and then drive a few tractors through it. Eat all of your meals from paper plates off your knees. Get a shipping container and ask all of your neighbours to piss and shit in it for a week. Sleep in a tent (obviously) but ask a stranger to stumble and fall on the tent at 5am every night, while laughing. When guests arrive, insist annoyingly that they "don't turn around" until they see the garden. On Monday, complain about how your garden isn't as good as it used to be.
  5. 7 points
    Not quite Glastocam but I dont think it warrants its own thread. I TAKE NO CREDIT FOR THESE But this chap looks to be working on the build... and is posting pics.... https://twitter.com/SharpeOfSharpe
  6. 7 points
  7. 6 points
    After seeing your great enthusiasm for Rateliff, I listened past SOB on his Spotify page, and I'm happy I did. SOB, for me, is a generic blues song, but some of the next ones sound really really good. As for expected emotional moments: 1. RH - Karma Police (I proposed last year at the NOS Alive gig on the final sounds of the song, so it will always be special for me) 2. AF - Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains) 3. Savages - Adore 4. Linkin Park - Crawling/In The End 5. James Blake - The Wilhelm Scream
  8. 6 points
  9. 5 points
    I'm not clicking a link to the daily mail
  10. 5 points
    The froghurt is also cursed.
  11. 4 points
    I can vouch for this nutter. She will kidnap you and you'll end up in her gang for the weekend. I went my first time solo. Made lifelong friends, met future husband and have memories that will last forever. Go. Lots of options for you to consider to get you there. Best decision you will ever make. Trust me. And i never say trust me.
  12. 4 points
    And a disappointing amount of unnecessary litter. Probably my biggest bugbear at festivals. I get that there will be a fair amount near the front of stages with people not having a bin to discard empties and not wanting to lose a spot, but there really is no need whatsoever in areas further back. Food plates wind me up the most. Rant over.
  13. 4 points
    That's not right, but it's okay.
  14. 4 points
    About 5 bank accounts, 3 ounces and 2 vehicles
  15. 4 points
    Neil right now...
  16. 4 points
    - Are you doing Glastonbury again this year? - Yep can't wait! - Who's playing? - Don't know!
  17. 3 points
    BBC1, Saturday night, 9pm: "Good evening. You were maybe expecting to see a live broadcast if Adele, but instead for a change we're bringing you an unedited broadcast of Shpongle on the Toad Hall stage".
  18. 3 points
    Over reaction to minor details about Glastonbury is the rock on which this forum is built!!
  19. 3 points
    Imagine if you do miss the meet so @Will-2609 turns up wearing two hats and saying he's you and does a poo on a plate and everybody believes you pooped on a plate for the rest of time.
  20. 3 points
    All I can see in this photo is absolutely perfect Glastonbury weather I'm afraid...
  21. 3 points
    I've ran out of up votes. Otherwise I'd have given you one - an up vote that is. For the other I'll refer you back to the 'ladies'.
  22. 3 points
  23. 3 points
    I used to wear clothes like that but it chaffed my nipples something rotten... But this yeo valley is hateful company. It's bad enough having to hold my nose and tolerate michael eavis's barbaric dairy operation, but a dairy business the size of yeo valley and the mass industrialisation of live animals on that scale makes me shudder to imagine the horror of it all. Thank god they've been unceremoniously ditched. The meet is always too early for me!
  24. 3 points
  25. 3 points
    this is the up-to-date one: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DLjP57pa5ntE4DkytpC9rBHFmjCJR7c0OcHAVbjmBl8/edit#gid=0
  26. 3 points
    In other news my certificates arrived for my qualifications i studied for last year. Never graduated for anything me, so missing ceremony in Ireland but I've got official qualifications and certicates!
  27. 3 points
    I stopped flushing my toilet for a few days.
  28. 3 points
    "it's just too commercial these days", from people who've not been since Budweiser was the sponsor and there was a Virgin tent.
  29. 3 points
    I can only imagine the level of excitement felt when some saw this thread and knew they were about to have free reign to be outraged, offended and morally superior all in one go. Sub-standard initial joke followed by a few (not all) totally over the top keyboard-warrior-esque replies. Get yourselves along to a newspaper comments section, you'll have a blast.
  30. 3 points
    Meeting up with a few friends when there but essentially just me and Mrs P..... she's my bestie see
  31. 2 points
    While I echo the thoughts of everyone here. Just take a week or so to yourself before worrying and dealing with this, others here might disagree, but Glastonbury is probably less important than sorting your head out if you're a bit of a mess at the moment. As mentioned you'll likely not get a refund, so whether you try and find a grey market solution to the ticket sale this week or next it won't make much difference. Hopefully next week it's not so fresh and you'll be more capable of considering trying the festival out alone. Especially as you wouldn't truly be alone with all these guys and camp solo etc.
  32. 2 points
    Just signed up for it...
  33. 2 points
    Unlikely you'd have time for more than one transaction Skoo, I certainly wouldn't rely on being able to get back on the booking page before they sell out. Hello lovely peeps, am I correct in understanding we're back to plan A ie trying for both GH and Milky Joe? Congratulations @H.M.V on your certification. Hope you've all had a good weekend. I went to a quiz which had been cancelled, a hen do which wasn't, and a birthday barn dance with loads of food and a free bar. Also the item I sent from the school website to a certain Radio 4 news-related comedy programme was read out by Jeremy Hardy at the end of the show. It's a little unfortunate that I unexpectedly had to go into school today to meet the teacher who had almost certainly written the piece in question.. but all went well. Youngest spent over 3 hours in school completing some coursework, and said he felt fine. A couple of months ago he couldn't even get out of the car in the school grounds when there was nobody around. He's rapidly getting through my stash of Lindt bunny rewards
  34. 2 points
    Finished adding what I think are all the live acts playing Silver Hayes (plus the odd DJ) to Glastonbury 2017. After the Avalon acts, so about halfway down. As usual there's some good World and soul acts in there... along with a lot of grime.
  35. 2 points
    Were you working there when this lot passed through?
  36. 2 points
    We'll get you a Sunday morning slot in the Glade, replacing the dearly departed Howard Marks. Sunday Breakfast with Russycarps, reading anecdotes and excerpts from his autobiography, "Mr Miserable Bastard"
  37. 2 points
    I see. When I last looked in that thread - admittedly 4 or 5 years ago, probably - it was just people going 'NFR NFC! NFR NFC!' at each other. Does the same sort of thing happen at the meet?
  38. 2 points
  39. 2 points
    Not sure whether I prefer the main thread or HMV and Mr 2 Hats trading knobhead insults. Actually who am I kidding? That's clearly awesome. Mud. Not always, last year was bad but the media loves to show muddy people. And the muddy people are normally the ones who have been mud-diving without really thinking it through. Headliners on Pyramid / Other being the only things to watch. Normally get round this by showing them a previous copy of the full line-up with stages & times. By the time they get to page 25 they've gone a bit pie-eyed. Eating burgers all weekend. I normally mention Gandhi's Flip Flop and Le Rac Shack and we're good to go. I couldn't go 5 days without a shower. Never mind eh? I can. I'd get bored. Again, Never mind. I don't. What do you for two days before the bands start? I watch smaller bands, other people and generally get off my tits. This year I'm going to whittle a spoon and do some yoga. Come at me. Size is always the fun one. That overlay map is going to earn its stripes over the next few weeks.
  40. 2 points
    Waiting for someone to ask if there's a difference
  41. 2 points
    Thank you, yes I've just had a message for them so that's who I'll try for.
  42. 2 points
    Glasto thingy tweeted this link a few days ago to superimpose the site over any location. I did it for the current hometown and posted a screen grab on fb to much amazement. http://ocean.gsp8181.co.uk/glasto/index.php?location=Worthy+farm+Pilton+somerset
  43. 2 points
    Few years ago picking up our vacuum packed sausage and bacon from our friendly local butcher. One of the staff said "What you going there for it's full of knob head" "To get away from REAL knob heads like you mate......." was my reply. To this day he doesn't engage in the usual banter that goes on when I go there
  44. 2 points
    44 Yellow Tents in Worthy View
  45. 2 points
    Because I like to go to bed ridiculously cold and wake up in a sauna at 5 am.
  46. 2 points
    My favourite is always after the festival. "What did you think of <insert pyramid headliner>?" Me: "Don't know, wasn't there. I was watching <something else>" Them: "Oh, so you didn't enjoy yourself then". At which point I walk away because I'd really rather not punch them or educate them.
  47. 2 points
    Not sure this one has been mentioned ..... Water Aid .... http://www.wateraid.org/uk/get-involved/events/glastonbury-2017-ticket-competition
  48. 2 points
    Dosa Dosa have confirmed for this year with 2 stalls http://www.dosadeli.co.uk/event/big-one-glastonbury/
  49. 2 points
    Does anybody really care about vampire weekend any more?
  50. 2 points
    Got this stuck in my head now... Expect to see Noel Punter Gallagher doing an acoustic version in that bit of Strummerville no-one can see.


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