Anyway. Might as well give this a shot...
On offer for a limited time only: -----Your New Best friend!-----
Cost: Your spear Rock Werchter ticket! Deal will include the full value you paid for it too- via paypal, online credit card transaction Or Cash In hand.
Your are purchasing a one in a lifetime offer for a new best friend for the Rock Werchter Festival 2012. A chilled out, fun, 20year old student with an obsession with music and festivals
Your new best friend will do awesome things for you!
Single? He’ll be your full time wingman
Not single? He’ll help you defend your misses from the French!
Do drugs? He’ll share his and help you get some
Don’t do drugs: He won’t do drugs and get drunk with you instead
Don’t drink or do Drugs: He’ll walk around the festival in a Nun Costume preaching how bad it is to do drugs & Drink
Smoke? He’ll roll your fags
Don’t smoke? Good for you J
Want to party all night? He’ll stay up with you
Want to go to bed? He won’t keep you up
Feeling down? He’ll give you a hug
Feeling cold? He’ll lend you a blanket and give you a hug
Can’t put up a Tent? He used to be a scout and is an expert at putting up tents
Need help carrying stuff? He’ll try and help...
Can’t Cook? Nor can he, But he knows how to fry an egg
Need someone to see bands with you? He’ll go see them with you
Can’t speak a foreign language? Nor can he, but is fun to try anyway
Need someone to travel with? He’ll travel with you
Want to laugh? Knows plenty of jokes
Random Facts about the Ocean & science from a Marine Biologist
Guitar* (may be played badly)
Super Noodles! Gas stove and kettle
Fully trained first aider (Hse First aid at work)
Free Banter- generally up for doing most things :/
Massages if necessary(No homo)
Someone to laugh at, particularly as he’s prone to falling over and cocking up
Fancy dress options available
Terms And conditions
The Best friend reserves to rights to see: The Cure, Justice, Mumford and sons, The XX and The chilles.
The best friend reserves the right to not be exploited
Your best friend will try and travel with you unless your flying, because he’s poor.
Drugs refers to weed, your purchasing a heroin addict!