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Kizzie

Would you believe it.....no work today....I can stay in bed for as long as I want to....so ....I'm up and about at 6.00am.... B)

Well I did have to get up and move my car...as I kind of abandoned it last night.....but still....am I that conditioned into early rising ??

Went out visiting last night....on the hunt for some sedation....major drought round here....found someone to share what they had with me, which was very nice....even more reason to sleep in.....had lots of calls and texts about the weather this weekend at Beautiful Days....they've nearly talked me into taking my car...(so that I can fill it full of stuff), instead of getting a lift with me fat old mate Andy....I spose....I could take a comfy bed, instead of the much hated sleeping bag.....Hmmm....comfy bed/ much hated sleeping bag....comfy bed/ much hated sleeping bag.....Arghhhh...dilema....

P'raps a hot bath and more bed......

Kizzie

Dignity intact....

A much more sedate evening was had last night.....well.....without sedation actually..... B) Didn't get drunk, and didn't feel the need to unburden innermost thoughts....only just about managed not to post at length in the "Where's the most unusual place you've had sex".... though....B)

Kizzie

Nutters....

Ouch.....Ooooh my head hurts......

90% of my friends are blokes....and consequently when we talk about relationships and women I am always warning them against nutters and bunny boilers.....

Last night I had far too much to drink and far too much to say..... :ph34r: As a result I am really cross with myself this morning....Worse is that while driving up the M5 this morning the question suddenly popped into my head.....Am I a nutter..... :( I can't be can I.....I mean I'd know wouldn't I....would I ....I dunno..... :O Do you think nutters and bunny boilers know that that's what they are......they never introduce themselves as that do they...??? " Hello I'm Sandra and I'm a complete bunny boiler "......

Kizzie

I really do think I am going barmy......after a stressful day at work on Saturday I rushed to Tesco corporate whores to buy the ingredients for my daughters birthday meal....basically chicken, cream, coriander, and apricots.

Sunday morning cooking time arrived.....oh b*gger I've forgotten the cream....went out for cream....carry on cooking.....oh sod it I've forgotten the coriander....goes out for coriander.....comes back, looks in fridge for chicken......yep.....no chicken....... :O

The worrying thing being, I am home alone all this week.....don't get me wrong I really love having the place to myself.....however, some mini disaster always occurs.....for instance the boiler stops working, or there's complete power failure, or spiders as big as badgers.....or as happened last time a rare biblical flood...... :(

The great thing though was the amount of advice and guidance I got from people here.....I even had people offering to come over and fix it for me.....( b*gger bus is on hoiday...... :( )

So..... all I'm saying is gird yer loins folks.....I shall be calling for assistance shortly....... :ph34r:

Kizzie

Still wistful....

I'm still in pondering mood.....was thinking today about living in a house. I love my house and I'm fairly happy there, but for years I was used to moving around....settling for a few years somewhere, then moving on.....I think I'm getting the urge to up sticks again.....

Was thinking about a trip to Cornwall to look at a houseboat that's for sale on the estuary at Falmouth....only trouble is.....if I fall in love with her I'll be miserable, cos the time ain't quite right.....

Was in Bristol the other day, walking by the river and saw a Luxemotor that was just right......she wasn't for sale....but it got me thinking.....time to get off the bank and back in the water ???........

Kizzie

How Much ???....

Well I picked up my car this morning.....cost just over 300 quid.... :O 300 f*cking quid.....WTF garage man.....I nearly hit him....but I didn't I just paid up..... :ph34r:

It was nice driving my little car instead of the whaling ship I had yesterday.....although I did thrape the arse off said whaling ship....which was nice also..... :)

I thought I'd better start thinking about Beautiful Days...as I'm working now until Thursday.....the guy I'm going with is my oldest friend and I was thinking about all the festivals we've been to together....we started off at Glastonbury in 1981....he was thin as bean pole with long flowing blond hair, and I was a tiny wild thing with masses of red hair to my waist.....( big sigh )......those were the days.....now he's a quite large, bald, middle aged guy who plays golf...... :( ....and me......well, I'm just the same as I was..... :( ...I wish....

Obviously gonna be a wistful day today........

Kizzie

My garage man

My garage man has just rung to say that my car is now fixed....and can he have his fishing trawler back ???.....I'm a bit worried about driving the trawler home actually as it does seeem to want to go in the opposite direction to where I point it.... :(

Also I have to drive through the medieval streets of Borchester city centre tonight....I could be up on a charge of demolition caused by dangerous driving by tomorrow morning.....please don't let me meet a policeman....policeman really hate me.... ;) Something to do with an attitude problem apparently...... ;)

Can't see it meself...... :D

Kizzie

Bloody Car....

I've had a dodgy clutch now for about a week....so....a couple of days ago I took my car, and clutch to my garage man....

Well I went to pick up my car this morning and guess what....yep...it wasn't ready...so he gave me a bloody great Rover for a couple of days.....I couldn't even see over the steering wheel , let alone reach the pedals.... :D

When He'd finally calmed me down and adjusted everything off I trundled.... I went ok on the motorway,.....on account of it being in a straight line with no tricky lever changes.....wthen it started making a funny noise.....no f*cking petrol......so I limped to the nearest garage and couldn't get the petrol cap door thingy open.....even by wrenching it with the keys....so I phoned my garage man.....he tells me which lever to pull.....I pulled all of them just to be on the safe side..... ;)

Looks at pump...oh b*gger is it petrol or diesel.....phones him again....ok petrol.....gets back in car .....dashboard like a christmas tree on account of lever pulling......drive off anyway...when I finally reach the carpark.....try to shut bonnet and boot.....bonnet ok....boot..... b*stard.....so car parked in car park in rain with boot up..... ;)

Why have I got such a comedy lifestyle..... :(

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